One of your first jobs when elected is to take a vote - see if we all want to ratify the use of the abreviation *NSNS* for North Shore Nova Scotia..........coined by the infamous North Shoreans

can i immigrate on a weekends only basis

Damn....I was just going to nominate myself for office but my kids orthodonist has put me at a disadvantage. Looks like SAW has no competition

That didn't quite sound right...I'm sure your kids teeth are lovely SAW

Yes that is fine, but of course there are restrictions.

1. You must be loaded and tip even passers by, namely me.
2. You must be prepared to always buy the drinks.
3. We must be allowed to mock your funny West Coast ways (when you are here, if you are not already!).
4. You must wear a cape and your undies over your jeans......again, for the mocking..........

I like the gardening bit not sure about washing the car though can i take it to the mall ? get it valeted while i shop

could she not just bring food parcels in ie chocolate Oxo etc
still keep the idea of the funny dress though

LOL ..... sounds reasonable and slightly kinky ......one question , if i have me undies over me jeans where do i keep me tipping money

Not sure yet, will find out when she grows some!

No problem but I will insist on the presedential flag being removed when Im not in the car.

Well I am reminded of Black Adder when he was in the phase of the large Cod piece............maybe yours could have a dispenser of sorts.........people come along, bang it on the top and $5 falls out!

Well how committed are you? Get that child/children to the dentist and start getting buck teeth braces! Hurry, there is so little time!!!!

Do you think we are scaring anyone away? Must be all that sea air - sending us nuts (especially you Poppy2 - you have only been here a couple of months and you're off your rocker )

She's still in my womb

Could be painful, could just wear a bum-bag!