The Toon Army / EPL thread
Nov 4th 2008 | 4:17 am
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Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
Good decision, I wouldn't recommend wasting a moment of your life trying to find out about this fourth-rate gangster wannabe.
But if you have already had the enormous misfortune to catch his Real Football Factories TV programme about football hooligans, this is is a great parody.
But if you have already had the enormous misfortune to catch his Real Football Factories TV programme about football hooligans, this is is a great parody.
Nov 4th 2008 | 4:20 am
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Nov 4th 2008 | 12:44 pm
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Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
This is a brilliant spoof of that pr*ck Danny Dyer's "Football Factories"
"One of the top 5 teams in Yorkshire.... Sunderland."
"Sunderland... famous for Newcastle, Alan Shearer, Jimmy Nail and Bergerac."
He's got Dyer's "tough-guy" mannerisms perfectly, and the walk is just hilarious!
"One of the top 5 teams in Yorkshire.... Sunderland."
"Sunderland... famous for Newcastle, Alan Shearer, Jimmy Nail and Bergerac."
He's got Dyer's "tough-guy" mannerisms perfectly, and the walk is just hilarious!
Nov 9th 2008 | 7:05 am
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Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
Football smells of wee.
Nov 9th 2008 | 7:13 am
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Nov 9th 2008 | 7:46 am
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Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
2-1 to Fulham. Nonsense penalty for the second goal. Owen comes on as sub at about 75 minutes and humiliates himself (with the England manager watching from the stands) with a volley attempt on goal which actually went backwards for a clearance.
The first Fulham goal was also ludicrous. Capaca tries a headed clearance which ricochets off the other Toon centre back to the feet of Fulham's Murphy.
Couldn't make it up.
Who the hell would pay 300M for this bunch?
The first Fulham goal was also ludicrous. Capaca tries a headed clearance which ricochets off the other Toon centre back to the feet of Fulham's Murphy.
Couldn't make it up.
Who the hell would pay 300M for this bunch?
Nov 17th 2008 | 7:01 pm
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Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...-premierleague
Uh-oh. Move over Leeds, we're heading your way.
Uh-oh. Move over Leeds, we're heading your way.
Nov 18th 2008 | 12:31 am
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Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
This is a brilliant spoof of that pr*ck Danny Dyer's "Football Factories"
Hilarious spoof of the 'ard man' Danny Dyer. His episode in Turkey convinced me never to go to a game in Istanbul. You are right, the walk is hilarious.
Feb 7th 2009 | 10:26 am
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Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
Feb 7th 2009 | 11:08 am
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Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
I only hope it turns out that there's three of them at the end.
Feb 8th 2009 | 8:04 am
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Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
The predictor says "Stoke, Middlesbrough and West Brom for the drop". 38 points is the threshold for staying up this year.
If the predictor's output is correct, it will be quite an astonishing outcome, considering Aston Villa will be runners up (to Man Utd, of course) and four of the teams will only play 37 games this season.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/foot...or/default.stm
If the predictor's output is correct, it will be quite an astonishing outcome, considering Aston Villa will be runners up (to Man Utd, of course) and four of the teams will only play 37 games this season.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/foot...or/default.stm
Feb 8th 2009 | 8:56 am
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Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
The predictor says "Stoke, Middlesbrough and West Brom for the drop". 38 points is the threshold for staying up this year.
If the predictor's output is correct, it will be quite an astonishing outcome, considering Aston Villa will be runners up (to Man Utd, of course) and four of the teams will only play 37 games this season.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/foot...or/default.stm
If the predictor's output is correct, it will be quite an astonishing outcome, considering Aston Villa will be runners up (to Man Utd, of course) and four of the teams will only play 37 games this season.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/foot...or/default.stm
Where will the Toon be at the end?
<If anybody and yes, I do mean you, says "about 15 miles from Sunderland", my retort will be, "Due North, of course.">
