We'll have none of that mackem crap in here, if you don't mind. This threads about football not comedians.

well you get more entertainment from comedians than from football ...

that's certainly true in S**derland.

Up the Toon, we celebrated with the lads in Newcastle on Saturday, watched the game got very drunk, had a bad head on Sunday. Way to go.

Yes, a massive, massive victory. Although it was possibly the worst match ever played in the EPL, we got the points. 'N thass all tha' marrers.

Gan on the Toon! We've got the mighty Derby at St. James's on next.

<can they bugger that up?>

Edit: I've just been over to the grauniad site, and it says there that {{{l'il mickey}}} is stilled crocked after all. We'll have to face the Mighty Rams without him. For the seven hundredth time since he was signed.

My daughter asked if he'd left cos he never plays

yeah got to admit it wasn't the best match we'd seen but they got the points

Guess where I am on vacation at the moment!!!!!
got to agree tho' newcastle fans are the best,unlike those mackems from over the water!!!!!

You're on vacation in the Toon?? Are you from there or just nuts?

Where were you when you were sh$t is all I can say.

Just watching our Under-12's wipe the floor with Blackburn.

What do you mean by "when"? We've always been shit. Always will be. But very sweet smelling, attractive shit. Part of the charm of being a Geordie.

Have your lot ever been shit? Will you ever be? Or will you simply redefine "we", should that occur again?

I think this thread has huge potential for fightyness.

This is a good thing.

just visiting "home" for xmas

feels wierd to be back tho!!!
anyhoo what's wrang wi the toon? just seein' me marras ye knaa,gan doon t whitley for a pint

From Whitley Bay eh? When I was a tot in the '50's that was our summer holiday. Me dad would drive us three kids, me mam and me nanna from Westerhope along the old coast road to Whitley Bay for a week in a boarding house. It would rain steadily for days and then he'd come and pick us all up again.

i was raised on a Diet of John Jensen and Glenn Helder, so yes- we have been sh$t.

I actually yearn for those dark days when you could actually still get a ticket on match day.

le sigh.

I thought he played for Southampton.

<le tiss, boom!>