What if Bale goes for €100m?

Journalism is printing what people don't want printed. Everything else is Public Relations.

Then they can add who ever they like.

I personally think at that money a deal might be worth it IF the money is reinvested in the team.

All that being said Bale is going nowhere this summer.

I see Arsenal are up to their usual policy of buying no one but pretending to chase a few this summer.

"We'll give you £30m for Suarez" Liverpool: "£40m" Arsenal: "£35m" Liverpool: "£40m" Arsenal: "OK £40m & £1" Liverpool: "£50m"

Makes you laugh for all sorts of reasons.

They probably think we're another gullible team from London. After all, they sold Torres for stupid money as well!

Peter Jackson to turn Bale transfer into trilogy

If you need a moment of Friday-style amusement, have a read of the caption at the top of the page of Google news after searching the keyword "Bale"...

https://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&g....1.TB4n_J8cH2k

That's news to his girlfriend!

**** that, 2-0 after 25 minutes.

Ah, well. I doubt many teams will win at the Etihad this season. Certainly not mine.

Half time. Still 2-0, there's hope. But rather less than before now the Toon is down to 10 men.

I would also like to note that Yohan Cabaye, who is perfectly fit, isn't playing, I presume because the Arse have made an offer you can't refuse.... if your Joe Kinnear, Director of F****ll.

Gary Lineker: "Silly red card for Taylor, or maybe the ref decided there were too many English outfield players on the pitch, so halved the total."

Alan Pardeaux: "C'est la vie"

Whey, divn't blame wor lot, wor goalie's dutch.

F**k it. I hate football.