It is rather pleasant to see Chel$hite in such a bother, isn't it?

can't wait for the cricket season to start.

Apparently, everyone is driving just below the speed limit past Stamford Bridge as they keep handing out three points.

There are some horrible people about.

I heard a cat crying outside so I opened the door and saw 4 blokes in Chelsea shirts playing football with it.

I was just about to phone the RSPCA when the cat went 1-0 up.

On a slightly different note, if Canada insists on the oath to the queen and all that stuff for citizenship, shouldn't the SPCA be the RSPCA?

That moggie was probably offside and we didn't lose to your mob so it ain't all bad.

Mourinho's career span

Season 1: Buy the bus
Season 2: Park the bus
Season 3: Throw the players under the bus

The moggie let Jose down. Betrayed him even.

That and the ballboys.

I guess that's probably not a bad summary

Love it BristolUK. We're Liverpool fans and DS said sudoku is a little too difficult for Man U fans and should be colouring booksí ½í¸‚

Although know Chelsea will not be relegated it's fun to see their free fall í ½í¸‚

Well the Unhappy One is gone, the way the results were going I kind of wish he had stayed longer but there you go

Yup.

Intrigued to see where both Mourinho and Chelsea end up.

I reckon Pep will be next at Chelsea

Dynamo Zagreb and the Championship.

Best summing up I've seen