Got the ball IMO. Fair tackle. Too many nancy boys in football these days.

Ouchie ouchie ouchie

Bollocks! There was no attempt to control the ball there.

I think there was, but still.....poorly executed and rather dangerous.

To say the least. That's about as clear a red card offence as I have ever seen.

At least the FA are going to review it even if they're not bothered about the Hand of God incident a second before the goal-that-never-was.

I thought it was obvious I wasn't being serious, tbh.

So did I.

Sorry you interpreted my message as spam. I simply want to point Newcastle fans to a group of about 50 of us living in the Toronto area. If anyone is interested, I suppose they have to PM me.

You can't get PM until you have 3 posts.

Might I suggest "2" and "3" as your next epistles?

Thanks for making me google epistles clever clogs.

Will my signature also show up after a certain number of posts?

That, sir, is beyond my powers to discern.

But it's not there yet like.

I didn't interpret it as spam, I simply pointed you to Site Rule 9, which clearly states that you may not direct anybody to your Facebook group.

And yes, your signature will show up after a certain number of posts.

Are you sure you're noy a member of the FA masquerading as a potential expat as it seems they agree with you. Truly crazy.