I don't think they'll be in 1st place this time around.

Wee. Football. Smells of.

Newcastle United are having big trouble selling tickets for their ‘end of season’ bash. It turns out people don’t like going to parties in February!

Absolutely gobsmacked.... even Sir Alex called the decision "crazy".

Nicola Cortese really is a little banker..... I've followed them for many years, quite closely since Nigel Adkins came on board. The likes of Lambert and Puncheon will not be happy (Lambert was on for 2m47s before getting his goal against Chelsea last week). If they're unhappy, they won't play well.... and I hate to say it, but I'd be rather pleased to see them go straight back to the Championship after this.....

There I was the other day, thinking that Eden Hazard is a great player.

Then he goes and does this today. Shocking.



(I also heard that Torres tried to kick the ball boy earlier in the match but completely missed him then stubbed his toe on the corner flag.)

I for one hate all the chav scum players but while this was a bit silly on Hazard's part, the ball boy (who looked about 22 btw) milked the naff out of it for his few minutes of fame.

"But ref, I got the ball."

Nice one the toon.

OUI!!!

Get in!

Daniel Sturridge is a decent enough player but why does he have to do the most obvious of dives as he's just done today? Hopefully the next few valid penalties for him won't get given when the referees have to consider whether they can be sure he isn't cheating. Same goes for all the other divers.

Happily, I missed the last half hour.

Nice one. Should have had at least two more. The best bit is watching that cad, Piers Morgan whine about how Ars**l are shite now.

I placed a bet with myself that you would bump this thread about now.

Bye bye Arsene.

Listening to Radio Five phone in is hilarious. Best comedy show for ages.

Tottenham never really hit top gear today. I think the gulf between us is such that we didn't need too.

Defended well with occasional quick counter attacks and should have really scored 3 or 4 in the end.

It is a shame we started the season choppily or we'd be looking very comfortable in second spot now.

Tough run in but I think 70 points will secure us the Champions League Spot.