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Novocastrian May 8th 2012 7:35 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by iaink (Post 10048716)
Definitely a parallel universe.
Spoiler:
3-0??? at home???, Henderson scoring??? the other side hit the woodwork for a change????, what the hells going on!

dunno what's going on but John Terry's going right off. You can smell him from here.

Tangram May 8th 2012 7:38 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by iaink (Post 10048716)
Definitely a parallel universe.
Spoiler:
3-0??? at home???, Henderson scoring??? the other side hit the woodwork for a change????, what the hells going on!

And Carroll seems to be moving around the pitch.... very strange.

Oink May 8th 2012 7:39 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by iaink (Post 10048710)
I seem to have stepped into some parallel universe where people are rooting for Liverpool. I'll have to go sit down for a few minutes now I think...

Don't get too carried away. I think the current wave of support is rather more instrumental than emotional. :)

Tangram May 8th 2012 7:40 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Oink (Post 10048730)
Don't get too carried away. I think the current wave of support is rather more instrumental than emotional. :)

After the season we've had, we'll take whatever. I'm also practising my rendition of 'Deutschland Deutschland'.

iaink May 8th 2012 7:43 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Tangram (Post 10048728)
And Carroll seems to be moving around the pitch.... very strange.

Its almost like he's realised that Newcastle have moved on without him, and no other bugger will buy him as is, so he might as well give a damn now, isnt it?

Either that or the fact a nice long summer break is just around the corner.

I hope this bodes well for next season, but that light at the end of the tunnel is more often than not a train coming the other way:eek:

Tangram May 8th 2012 7:46 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by iaink (Post 10048740)
Its almost like he's realised that Newcastle have moved on without him, and no other bugger will buy him as is, so he might as well give a damn now, isnt it?

Either that or the fact a nice long summer break is just around the corner.

I hope this bodes well for next season, but that light at the end of the tunnel is more often than not a train coming the other way:eek:

True dat

Oink May 8th 2012 7:49 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
Ha ha ha, Carroll cheating and Downing still can't score. What a bunch of mugs.

Novocastrian May 8th 2012 7:50 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by iaink (Post 10048740)
Its almost like he's realised that Newcastle have moved on without him, and no other bugger will buy him as is, so he might as well give a damn now, isnt it?

Carroll was seriously good for a year and a half at Toon. It's been a (not too) secret pleasure to watch him struggle since, but I think Pool will get something for their 35M in the longer run.

Novocastrian May 8th 2012 7:52 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Oink (Post 10048750)
Ha ha ha, Carroll cheating and Downing still can't score. What a bunch of mugs.

I see you tire quickly of travels through the multiverse.

JamesM May 8th 2012 7:53 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
6th place for Chelsea. That must be their lowest finish in the top flight for quite some time.

Oink May 8th 2012 7:55 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10048762)
I see you tire quickly of travels through the multiverse.

Downing is dog poo. I still want the bindippers to batter them more in the second half if only to hear King Kenny's post match interview. ;)

Novocastrian May 8th 2012 8:03 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Oink (Post 10048771)
Downing is dog poo. I still want the bindippers to batter them more in the second half if only to hear King Kenny's post match interview. ;)

Nice comment here from Simon Burnton doing the grauniad MBM, "If John Terry wasn't John Terry, but was some 20-year-old debutant playing exactly as John Terry has played tonight, he would have been substituted after half an hour, and would even now be preparing for a summer free transfer to Leyton Orient."

:)

sw6blue May 8th 2012 8:04 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
oh dear :mad:v

Greenhill May 8th 2012 8:05 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
If Carroll thought before the match today "if I do my hair up in a ballerina's bun it'll give me more poise" ... it worked.

(But no need to act like such a girly twat by clutching his face, right in the view of the ref, when he took a minor elbow in the chest.)

And while I'm at it, why does he constantly have to wear that "I've had one pint too many" expression on his face?

Oink May 8th 2012 8:06 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 10048782)
Nice comment here from Simon Burnton doing the grauniad MBM, "If John Terry wasn't John Terry, but was some 20-year-old debutant playing exactly as John Terry has played tonight, he would have been substituted after half an hour, and would even now be preparing for a summer free transfer to Leyton Orient."

:)

He wouldn't even make a Sunday league team on this performance. I naffing hate Terry so I'm having a lovely afternoon. :thumbup:


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