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Old Apr 2nd 2012 | 4:00 am
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Utd dont have a great track record at Ewood
I will be happy with a nerve wrecking 1-0 win. These types of games allow you to drink more
 
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Taken from BBC Text Commentary after Blackburn v Man Utd match..................Somewhere right now there is a big fat lady clearing her throat........


 
Old Apr 2nd 2012 | 9:12 am
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Instead of that classic movie line Were gonna need a bigger boat we should change it to Were gonna need a bigger trophy room
Sorry ABUs there is always next season
I know its not won yet but if Le Arse show up on Sunday and we win on Sunday with an earlier kick off you wonder if the 8 point gap will cause a further Citeh implosion and Balotelli meltdown and Tevez to **** off again.
 
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Instead of that classic movie line Were gonna need a bigger boat we should change it to Were gonna need a bigger trophy room
Sorry ABUs there is always next season
I know its not won yet but if Le Arse show up on Sunday and we win on Sunday with an earlier kick off you wonder if the 8 point gap will cause a further Citeh implosion and Balotelli meltdown and Tevez to **** off again.
I think you know how much I lurve and reeespect Manure, but if Citeh are out of the race and preferably in meltdown and disarray before we play them at SJP in the second last match of the season, I won't be shedding crocodiles.

<I certainly hope the match will still matter to Toon by then though>.
 
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I think you know how much I lurve and reeespect Manure, but if Citeh are out of the race and preferably in meltdown and disarray before we play them at SJP in the second last match of the season, I won't be shedding crocodiles.

<I certainly hope the match will still matter to Toon by then though>.
I will give the Toon credit for their performance this season though Im glad we dont have your May fixture list. 4 x tricky away fixtures will be a test to see if you have the determination to push for European football next season.
You can always park the bus against Citeh.
 
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I will give the Toon credit for their performance this season though Im glad we dont have your May fixture list. 4 x tricky away fixtures will be a test to see if you have the determination to push for European football next season.
You can always park the bus against Citeh.
Eh? We only have three fixtures in May. Chelsea away, Man City at home and Everton away. I don't think any one of them is all that tricky.

All three will likely have nothing to play for by then, and two of them might well be saving players for the FA Cup Final.
 
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I meant to say 4 out of remaining 7 games are away. The 3 x games in May are not ones I would relish. Im glad you have confidence in your team or are you like the Scousers a bit deluded about your abilities
Bolton & Wigan fighting to stay up
Chelsea fighting for a CL spot
Swansea & Stoke are safe
Everton possibly fighting to stay above Liverpool unless resting players for FA Cup final.
 
Old Apr 2nd 2012 | 1:25 pm
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I meant to say 4 out of remaining 7 games are away. The 3 x games in May are not ones I would relish. Im glad you have confidence in your team or are you like the Scousers a bit deluded about your abilities
Bolton & Wigan fighting to stay up
Chelsea fighting for a CL spot
Swansea & Stoke are safe
Everton possibly fighting to stay above Liverpool unless resting players for FA Cup final.
Ah, no. we don't have the pretensions of the Scousers. (These days). We all know the team has over-performed this year, especially with a small squad and a more than fair share of injuries.

But Swansea & Wigan away are do-able I'd think (ie at least a draw), Bolton & Stoke at SJP, no pushovers, but barring accidents or further injuries, 6 points.

What's Chelsea's April schedule like? (I've got it somewhere but I forget).

They're also still nursing pretensions of European glory this season.

If we get 8 points this month are they going to keep pace?

We'll see.
 
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Ah, no. we don't have the pretensions of the Scousers. (These days). We all know the team has over-performed this year, especially with a small squad and a more than fair share of injuries.

But Swansea & Wigan away are do-able I'd think (ie at least a draw), Bolton & Stoke at SJP, no pushovers, but barring accidents or further injuries, 6 points.

What's Chelsea's April schedule like? (I've got it somewhere but I forget).

They're also still nursing pretensions of European glory this season.

If we get 8 points this month are they going to keep pace?

We'll see.
benfica H
wigan. A
fulham. A
spurs. A. cup
the arse. A
qpr H
champions league semi final ?
hope we can keep up.
 
Old Apr 3rd 2012 | 3:01 am
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benfica H
wigan. A
fulham. A
spurs. A. cup
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champions league semi final ?
hope we can keep up.
Best of luck with that. I'd say that's a good deal more challenging than the Toon's.
 
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Best of luck with that. I'd say that's a good deal more challenging than the Toon's.
I saw a pundit saying we had the easiest run in - I don't think we do, but I think with your own team you're either a nailed on or banana-skin waiting to happen person.
 
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I saw a pundit saying we had the easiest run in - I don't think we do, but I think with your own team you're either a nailed on or banana-skin waiting to happen person.
I'm usually more of the banana skin variety, but with Ben Arfa playing the way he has of late, I'm cautiously optimistic at the moment; <he'll break his leg again now>.
 
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<he'll break his leg again now>.
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I'm usually more of the banana skin variety, but with Ben Arfa playing the way he has of late, I'm cautiously optimistic at the moment; <he'll break his leg again now>.
In some circles people say that to mean good luck.
 
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wtf that was a terrible performance, embarrasing, and against 10 men.
got away with it big time, l have followed them long enough so l should not be surpriced.
ramires was unlucky l thought, l hope barcelona take it easy on us.
 


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