The Toon Army / EPL thread
#3061
More to the point is that we're point-level with Chelsea. 5th guarantees the Europa spot, but sixth only goes when one the top 4 win the FA Cup*. Just think how annoyed you'd be if Liverpool win it.
*Or am I out of date? It's been a long time since I had to worry about such things.
*Or am I out of date? It's been a long time since I had to worry about such things.

#3062
OK so 6th for the Toon and anybody but Everton for the Cup?
God I suddenly feel a great hatred for Moyes in development.
#3063
#3064
The Graunida report...
"Pardew attributed Cissé's excellent performance to diet. The striker's two goals here took his Premier League total to seven since his debut in February – two more than Carroll has managed in the league in 14 months at Liverpool. "We had Africa day at the training ground on Friday," Pardew said. "We made him feel at home by having curried goat for lunch. It was lovely.""
AKA Curried Carroll.
<poor bastard>
"Pardew attributed Cissé's excellent performance to diet. The striker's two goals here took his Premier League total to seven since his debut in February – two more than Carroll has managed in the league in 14 months at Liverpool. "We had Africa day at the training ground on Friday," Pardew said. "We made him feel at home by having curried goat for lunch. It was lovely.""
AKA Curried Carroll.
<poor bastard>
#3068
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Oh well, At least we had one RESULT this weekend
I dont expect anyone else to care, but this is just HUGE here.

I dont expect anyone else to care, but this is just HUGE here.
#3069
Seems odd to move it to Belleville, but I guess its a question of getting as many people out as possible under the circumstances.The atmosphere in the village over the weekend was absolutely amazing. Barry would have been absolutely thrilled to bits.
#3070
Either
He dived in front of an open goal.
OR
he tripped over the ball in front of an open goal.
Neither is good is it?

and in the same comedy vein...http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-201204025082/
He dived in front of an open goal.
OR
he tripped over the ball in front of an open goal.
Neither is good is it?

Spoiler:
and in the same comedy vein...http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-201204025082/
Last edited by iaink; Apr 2nd 2012 at 2:45 am.
#3071
Either
He dived in front of an open goal.
OR
he tripped over the ball in front of an open goal.
Neither is good is it?
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...04/Carroll.gif
and in the same comedy vein...http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-201204025082/
He dived in front of an open goal.
OR
he tripped over the ball in front of an open goal.
Neither is good is it?
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...04/Carroll.gif
Spoiler:
and in the same comedy vein...http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-201204025082/
#3072
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 21,578
From: Somewhere between Vancouver & St Johns











Either
He dived in front of an open goal.
OR
he tripped over the ball in front of an open goal.
Neither is good is it?
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...04/Carroll.gif
and in the same comedy vein...http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-201204025082/
He dived in front of an open goal.
OR
he tripped over the ball in front of an open goal.
Neither is good is it?
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...04/Carroll.gif
Spoiler:
and in the same comedy vein...http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-201204025082/
I tend to think that the FA have secretly employed a sniper to visit EPL grounds over the last few seasons and have instructed the sniper to target certain players of all clubs.
#3073
Well, no, it never was a penalty. He was booked for diving. The manager suggested that maybe he had already lost his balance. Yeah, right, pull the other one.
#3074
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Well it was Kenny the King (Messiah, Saviour) who said that 
Some of his post match comments have been somewhat strange over the last few matches. I guess he is starting to feel the pressure of being in charge of a once mighty club. I feel your pain as I went through this in the 70s and 80s with Utd.
Ah well time to sit back this afternoon with a few rums and see if we go 5 points clear.
Also it must really hurt having Everton above you
If its any consolation you are still 3 points clear of Fulham, Swansea and Norwich

Some of his post match comments have been somewhat strange over the last few matches. I guess he is starting to feel the pressure of being in charge of a once mighty club. I feel your pain as I went through this in the 70s and 80s with Utd.
Ah well time to sit back this afternoon with a few rums and see if we go 5 points clear.
Also it must really hurt having Everton above you

If its any consolation you are still 3 points clear of Fulham, Swansea and Norwich



