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Old Apr 1st 2012 | 6:04 am
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Originally Posted by Novocastrian
More to the point is that we're point-level with Chelsea. 5th guarantees the Europa spot, but sixth only goes when one the top 4 win the FA Cup*. Just think how annoyed you'd be if Liverpool win it.

*Or am I out of date? It's been a long time since I had to worry about such things.
Liverpool have the league cup. So if they win it, and the other lot are spurs or chelsea I don't think it matters. Now if Everton win it...
 
Old Apr 1st 2012 | 6:48 am
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Liverpool have the league cup. So if they win it, and the other lot are spurs or chelsea I don't think it matters. Now if Everton win it...
Ah. Is that how it works?

OK so 6th for the Toon and anybody but Everton for the Cup?

God I suddenly feel a great hatred for Moyes in development.
 
Old Apr 1st 2012 | 7:19 am
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Originally Posted by Novocastrian
Ah. Is that how it works?

OK so 6th for the Toon and anybody but Everton for the Cup?

God I suddenly feel a great hatred for Moyes in development.
I think so, but could be wrong. Makes sense that way though.
 
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The Graunida report...

"Pardew attributed Cissé's excellent performance to diet. The striker's two goals here took his Premier League total to seven since his debut in February – two more than Carroll has managed in the league in 14 months at Liverpool. "We had Africa day at the training ground on Friday," Pardew said. "We made him feel at home by having curried goat for lunch. It was lovely.""

AKA Curried Carroll.

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I'm quite partial to some goat.
 
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Oh well, At least we had one RESULT this weekend

I dont expect anyone else to care, but this is just HUGE here.
 
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Oh well, At least we had one RESULT this weekend

I dont expect anyone else to care, but this is just HUGE here.
Not true - I care that you only got one result!
 
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Oh well, At least we had one RESULT this weekend

I dont expect anyone else to care, but this is just HUGE here.
Yes huge on winning the title but then was it a dissapointment when they found out they would be watching the Leafs
 
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Yes huge on winning the title but then was it a dissapointment when they found out they would be watching the Leafs
Yeah, as prizes go that's a bit "third prize in the church raffle" Seems odd to move it to Belleville, but I guess its a question of getting as many people out as possible under the circumstances.

The atmosphere in the village over the weekend was absolutely amazing. Barry would have been absolutely thrilled to bits.
 
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Either

He dived in front of an open goal.


OR

he tripped over the ball in front of an open goal.


Neither is good is it?



Spoiler:


and in the same comedy vein...http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-201204025082/

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Either

He dived in front of an open goal.


OR

he tripped over the ball in front of an open goal.


Neither is good is it?

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...04/Carroll.gif



and in the same comedy vein...http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-201204025082/
I'm surprised the great tree trunk was so athletic ( and moving ).
 
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Originally Posted by iaink
Either

He dived in front of an open goal.


OR

he tripped over the ball in front of an open goal.


Neither is good is it?

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...04/Carroll.gif



and in the same comedy vein...http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-201204025082/
Never a penalty.
I tend to think that the FA have secretly employed a sniper to visit EPL grounds over the last few seasons and have instructed the sniper to target certain players of all clubs.
 
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Never a penalty.
I tend to think that the FA have secretly employed a sniper to visit EPL grounds over the last few seasons and have instructed the sniper to target certain players of all clubs.
Well, no, it never was a penalty. He was booked for diving. The manager suggested that maybe he had already lost his balance. Yeah, right, pull the other one.
 
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Well it was Kenny the King (Messiah, Saviour) who said that
Some of his post match comments have been somewhat strange over the last few matches. I guess he is starting to feel the pressure of being in charge of a once mighty club. I feel your pain as I went through this in the 70s and 80s with Utd.
Ah well time to sit back this afternoon with a few rums and see if we go 5 points clear.
Also it must really hurt having Everton above you
If its any consolation you are still 3 points clear of Fulham, Swansea and Norwich
 
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A hatrick from Rooney and some assists from Ashley Young would do my Fantasy Footy score a power of good....
 


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