I know its the SUN but I had a chuckle with this
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...n-tricked.html

I hate to think what video they saw of Andy Carroll

This sort of makes up for the 3-0 loss the seniors had on 4 January 2012

http://www.manutd.com/en/Players-And...es-report.aspx

They're concentrating on the Cup.

'Arry's getting a bit desperate. I'm not sure whether he's got a shot at Poet Laureate. but this sure as hell isn't helping....

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/ja...redknapp-trial

To paraphrase, "I'm not guilty 'cos I'm a thicko".

OK 'Arry, Carry on.

You are becoming as dull and boring as some one who claims to support Man United.

Your Andy Carroll sub thing was good- more of that.

Becoming?

Nice to dispatch both City and United within 3 days, despite our disadvantage of having Carroll.

Not very well.

You couldn't make it up........

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...l-carlos-tevez

That was the Youf team. The Grown-Ups appear to be concentrating on the prem. Just a few more points to guarantee survival and then who knows...?

Mid-table finish and relegation next year?

But (semi) seriously, the last two games have demonstrated how thin the squad is. Minus Ba and Chiote (and today Coloccini) it's just not been the same. I hope Cisse is a good addition but we need several more to compete.

Funniest thing I've read all year.

Yes, quite funny. I think the FCB will take him back for $5M plus a bag of crisps. And of course once he's back in his native land he'll score 40 goals a year until he's 35 and then take over as manager. Obvious innit?

I was close! I think City will cough and splutter to the end.

We have a tough next 4 or 5 games but after that a nice home straight.

With United failing to sign a decent midfield playmaker I'd say there is a long way to go.

I see the Kurgan scored a goal last night. Cost per goal probably similar to Gary Birtles, allowing for inflation.