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Re: Tonight
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
(Post 7114770)
Surly a bit of noise in better than a swift kick...IMP anyway:rofl:
Maybe she should go the whole hog and taser the bastards:D Well Tiny, I once had a neighbour's dog messing on my lawn. Despite me telling him several times not let his dog do it, and if he did it again I would scoop it up, knock his door, when he opened it, I'd wipe it in his face! This stopped him for a while, but then he'd walk him late at night so I couldn't see, and sure enough in the morning it was there - discusting! A mate of mine came up with this idea, and it worked! Here's what you do. Go to a cash and carry, buy the biggest box of "Vindaloo" curry powder you can buy and spread it on your garden when the dog marks his/her patch! When I did this I heard this almighty "Yelp" at 1:00am. Sure enough, there was the dog running around in circles, sniffing, and scratching his nose bits. Never shit there again ;) Yogi |
Re: Tonight
Originally Posted by dbd33
(Post 7114801)
. "Lap dancing" was outlawed, leading to a rash of adverts for "couch dancing" which, I suppose, differs by the degree of inclination - I expect there are inspectors of that.
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Re: Tonight
Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear
(Post 7114803)
Well Flirty, this was my suggestion at the same thread post #4 this is it, much more humane ;)
Well Tiny, I once had a neighbour's dog messing on my lawn. Despite me telling him several times not let his dog do it, and if he did it again I would scoop it up, knock his door, when he opened it, I'd wipe it in his face! This stopped him for a while, but then he'd walk him late at night so I couldn't see and sure enough in the morning it was there - discusting! A mate of mine came up with this idea, and it worked! Here's what you do. Go to a cash and carry, buy the biggest box of "Vindaloo" curry powder you can buy and spread it on you garden when the dog marks his/her patch! When I did this I heard this almight "Yelp" at 1:00am sure enough, there was the dog running around in circles, sniffing, and scratching his nose bits. Never shit there again ;) Yogi Glad it worked tho'...i've a neighbour who lets his dog do the same...pity i can't vindaloo him;) |
Re: Tonight
Originally Posted by G77
(Post 7114809)
Seems to be referred to here as a "VIP Room" - I feel an inspection necessary :sneaky:
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Re: Tonight
Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear
(Post 7114816)
Are there any vacancies for trainee Inspectors ;)
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Re: Tonight
Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear
(Post 7114803)
Well Tiny, I once had a neighbour's dog messing on my lawn. Despite me telling him several times not let his dog do it, and if he did it again I would scoop it up, knock his door, when he opened it, I'd wipe it in his face!
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Re: Tonight
Originally Posted by dbd33
(Post 7114821)
In a similar circumstance I picked up a particularly runny dog discharge from my lawn on a spade, walked over to the house where the nearby incontinent dog lived and swung the shovel so as to send the turd in a disintegrating splatter up the front of the house. I subsequently discovered that the reason for the dog's deposit having a different firmness coefficient from usual was that it didn't come from that house's dog at all. That was terribly unfortunate.
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Re: Tonight
Originally Posted by G77
(Post 7114809)
Seems to be referred to here as a "VIP Room" - I feel an inspection necessary :sneaky:
On edit: hmm, evidently one cannot say that here. |
Re: Tonight
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
(Post 7114814)
PMSL....poor pooch:rofl:
Glad it worked tho'...i've a neighbour who lets his dog do the same...pity i can't vindaloo him;) There are actual inspectors in local parks by us, who watch out for this. Good thing really, as nothing used to wind me up more on a sunny Sunday afternoon, when the kids were little, than to get in the car after a walk and they were covered in dog muc because of irresponsible dog owners. It's a good thing. If they have them, they should look after them - regardless of habit! Y |
Re: Tonight
Originally Posted by dbd33
(Post 7114830)
so what goes on in the VIP room, I shouldn't care to speculate.
There's an establishment on the main road to the Ambassador Bridge here that proclaims to be "Windsor's best VIP room"... one can only imagine what goes on in there.... There's helpfully a walk in clinic just across the road... |
Re: Tonight
Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear
(Post 7114832)
Well here in the Uk, you can be reported in you walk a dog, and it "does one" and you don't have a "Pooper Scooper" or clear it up.
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Re: Tonight
Originally Posted by dbd33
(Post 7114821)
In a similar circumstance I picked up a particularly runny dog discharge from my lawn on a spade, walked over to the house where the nearby incontinent dog lived and swung the shovel so as to send the turd in a disintegrating splatter up the front of the house. I subsequently discovered that the reason for the dog's deposit having a different firmness coefficient from usual was that it didn't come from that house's dog at all. That was terribly unfortunate.
Thing is, I've paid to see comedians here and they're not half as funny as your humour :) I shall be sure to tell that one tonight at the New Years do :) |
Re: Tonight
Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear
(Post 7114832)
Well here in the Uk, you can be reported in you walk a dog, and it "does one" and you don't have a "Pooper Scooper" or clear it up.
There are actual inspectors in local parks by us, who watch out for this. Good thing really, as nothing used to wind me up more on a sunny Sunday afternoon, when the kids were little, than to get in the car after a walk and they were covered in dog muc because of irresponsible dog owners. It's a good thing. If they have them, they should look after them - regardless of habit! Y |
Re: Tonight
Originally Posted by G77
(Post 7114839)
Probably get more than you bargained for, including crabs...
There's an establishment on the main road to the Ambassador Bridge here that proclaims to be "Windsor's best VIP room"... one can only imagine what goes on in there.... There's helpfully a walk in clinic just across the road... Y |
Re: Tonight
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
(Post 7114856)
Same thing at home....kids walking to the shop and coming back covered in crap. We have poop bins everywhere too but no one to check if they scoop or :mad:....My neighbour has cats and they crap everywhere but his own garden, then he goes and gets a dog..lab mix, big f**ker too....and lets it out in the morning to do it's business anywhere it pleases. I have a dog myself and i clean up after her...it all part of having a pet or so i thought:sneaky:
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