Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 7905921)

There in lies the problem. :p

You requested mustard expecting this
http://specialedandme.files.wordpres...hs-mustard.jpg

But what you got was a variation of this

http://www.billybee.com/en/grafx/new_h_mustard.gif

:ohmy::eek::eek::thumbdown:

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7905955)

Ever heard of Dijon?

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7905950)

<faints, wiltingly>

Who the hell is Marvin?

Originally Posted by dollface (Post 7905951)

up at 6.30ish am, my work is my kids thats 24/7:D

Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 7905961)

Marvin the Robot. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7905964)

Should've guessed. Brain the size of the universe, I have.

I hope you don't find me depressing?

Try Tim Horton's for that.

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7905964)

I hope you don't find me depressing?

Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 7905973)

Now that you mention it...:rofl::rofl::rofl:

No never. :eek:

I for one have waited most of the summer for your return. :thumbsup::thumbsup:

Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 7905975)

It wasn't enough that i was here then:huh:

Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 7905976)

...but you called me a tart. :(

Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 7905979)

Could've been worse. Could've been a poptart

Would you have preferred trollope?

Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 7905988)

Call me what ever you would like, my dear.:o

Steve tries in vain to step ever so gently out of the minefield he has just dropped himself into.:ohmy:

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7906012)

if you can't find anything else to occupy yourselves.

Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 7906021)

Grand daughters just left, I'm off to get a coffee and watch the latest episode of New Tricks.:thumbsup:

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7905832)

Normally I make myself a sandwich in the morning to take for lunchtime at work, but today (because the fridge was empty), I was forced to venture into a Tim Horton's.

I ordered, and was duly served, with a "ham & swiss" with mustard.

Mustard? The bread roll was smeared with a disgusting yellow fluid reminiscent of sweetened brake fluid, rendering the putrid concoction utterly inedible.

Now, I have been into a Horton's establishment before because the OH likes an Iced Capp sometimes if we're driving long distances on a hot day.

If Mr. Horton is reading this, goodbye, I'll never see you again.