Tim Horton's mustard... wtf was that?
 

Normally I make myself a sandwich in the morning to take for lunchtime at work, but today (because the fridge was empty), I was forced to venture into a Tim Horton's.

I ordered, and was duly served, with a "ham & swiss" with mustard.

Mustard? The bread roll was smeared with a disgusting yellow fluid reminiscent of sweetened brake fluid, rendering the putrid concoction utterly inedible.

Now, I have been into a Horton's establishment before because the OH likes an Iced Capp sometimes if we're driving long distances on a hot day.

If Mr. Horton is reading this, goodbye, I'll never see you again.

Re: Tim Horton's mustard... wtf was that?
 

They also offer a glutinous smear as "cream cheese". Whatever the point of Tim Horton's might be, feeding people well is not it.

Re: Tim Horton's mustard... wtf was that?
 

Clearly. I can't express how awful this stuff was.

I can only speculate as to the point of Tim Horton's, apart from the obvious one of feeding crap to gullible stupid people.

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Yeah but their donuts are good:D

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Its a bloody fast food joint - what the hell do you want and at those prices.....;)

The coffee and donuts are good though.....

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Those prices? This hideous affront to a sandwich set me back $4.19.

I'll not be risking coffee and donuts in this lifetime, thanks.

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Well if you want fine dining, next time try subway.......;)

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Christ, you're not listening. I just wanted a sandwich, unpolluted by disgusting slime masquerading as mustard. I wasn't buying a ticket for the underground.

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Where else would canadian pikeys and eager expats go for coffee?

Actually I think I might have posted that before - probably word for word.

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Psssst...Mr. Horton is dead. :sneaky:

Maybe it was the mustard in the parlour with the...oh sorry got carried away for a second, I'm back now. :)

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I see.

Perhaps the putrescent slime was the product of rendering down "eager expats" (presumably mostly Chinese in this case) in the melting pot?

I've heard that Tim Horton's is anyway now a subsidiary of Wendy's, or some such american corporation.

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Tim Hortons food = yuck

Even their donuts are not good, Give me a krispy kreme any day.

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Maybe some joker swapped the embalming fluild with the mustard?

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I actually knew that. He was an iced hockey player, correct?

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It was owned by Wendys for several years, but they spun off their interest in the company to focus on their core business, and Tim Hortons corporate office will be coming back to Canada, maybe already has.