Is your house frozen in the 70s Bristol? (Apart from the 'Allo 'Allo reference)

I was describing a cup of tea as gnats piss to a fellow Brit that has lived here for 50 plus years, she thought that was the funniest thing that she hasn't heard for so long.

Love the way Frankie glances at us.

You dirty old man....
Shall I do you now sir?
Oooooh you are awful - but I like you...
Nice to see you, to see you nice!

You and Bristol need to shack up together, you would make a great couple

I think most of what I posted is from before that.

And I'll take a P or I'll have a P is 80s/90s.

I move with the times

I want "U" please Bob

A real one.

Last Orders....

Time....

Haven't you got 'omes to go to?

Thrupenny stamp please.

The Penny box please.

I still think that you two should make a go of it, you just need to agree the decade that you both want to re-enact at the beginning of each month and off you go

One hunnnnnnndred and eighttttttttyyyyyyy
..win a Blue Peter Badge
Can I cadge a fag?
Who wants stuffing?
I'm free!
Ohhhh Young Man!

Oh Give Over

On yer bike

Give us a kiss

Right, clearly going to have be a threesome- Man about the house-RP can be Robin and Siouxie and Bristol the two girls- Chrissy and Jo

Quite common in my household. I've trained my colonial wife and stepson in the correct usage.

Chuffin' hell.