An ice cream van just drove past. Have heard/seen one of those since I left the UK!

We get those regularly. They come late at night, weigh about 20 tonnes and have a sodding great blade on the front.

Its 25 degrees here, so was perfect to help us cool down!!!!

Don't rub it in.

Not so much heard but saw, pickled onion flavoured monster munch the other day.

We have a couple of them visit when is warmer. Huge big whippiez for $4, I am usually first in line, push the kids outa the way

Hey mate, "can yha bum me a fag" don't hear that much :@)

Those huge big Whippiez have about a 200% over run (amount of air whipped in) so you're actually only buying 25% as much frozen foam as it appears (not that I'm biased or anything).

Bubble burst

Next thing you be saying is there's no Santa Xmas !!

Greetings pop pickers.

This is the BBC Home Service.

Are you sitting comfortably?

Here's your Crackerjack pencil.

I'll take a P Bob.

Cowabunga dude.

Never fear, Smith is here.

Stupid Boy.

Silly moo!

Boom Boom.

Pheep! Everybody out.

Bollocks

I'm free!
It's the way I tell 'em
I 'hate students
Ahaaaaaa!
Jar spoon - spoon jar!

"Germany Calling, Germany Calling..."

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.

A pint? That's very nearly an armful.

Go to work on an egg.

Drinka pinta milk a day.