Dollface was the champion pumpkin seed spitter in 2009 achieving a world record distance of 120 metres with a single seed using a self induced heimlich manoeuvre . This method was banned in 2010 and classified under the performance enhancing drugs section.

Dave+Jules were world champion camel racers. Their career came to an end when Dave tried camel water skiing. He loved that camel and never recovered from the shock. Jules still doesn't understand.

Fledermaus has "Magic Fingers"...

Joe_Sleepy performs with several others in a back street San Francisco strip joint every summer, and goes under the dancing name of Cowboy Joe and his Buckaroos

Dave+Jules sideline as a tribute act for the Crankies..

The longest distance Lola has ever actually Flirted her Knickers is 9 feet 3 and a quarter inches

Jimmydean frequently eats his entire weight in custard creams. It a talent he's extremely proud of.

Flirty Knickers caused a riot when 357 male admirers stampeded for a closer look on her maiden flirting performance in Singapore

Dave won the 2010 Grumpy Old Man of the Year award..

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Flirtyknickers has openly lusted after every winner of every reality show on TV.

CaptainHook won Britain's Got Talent last year.

AmyDavid has a 12' topiary privet hedge in the shape of a penis..

Joe 'Dolce' Sleepy sang this;

CaptainHook snorts fairy dust

Contrary to popular belief, T-Pot only drinks coffee.