FlirtyKnickers

I knew it...

Lorna_D

FlirtyKnickers is moving to Nunavant to take up to take up belly dancing

Joe_Sleepy

Lorna D once stood in freezing rain for seven hours with her finger in a dyke...

Lorna_D

Joe_Sleepy's nickname is dyke

DaveLovesDee

Lorna hates Wales!

The4BellsLondon

Captain Hook is actually Peter Pan!

Lorna_D

4Bells is a Hunter who likes to torcher her prey by making them excercise until they work up a sweat, then she leaves them in a room breathless and suffering while she goes for a latte

Rich_007

Lorna_D is extremely desperate to date a UFC hulk and follows Joe Rogan's Tweets. In an effort to snag one of these UFC brutes she's having intensive IQ lowering lessons and has upped her spending on useless random crap from the mall to $2,000 per month (excluding essentials such as lattes, small fluffy dogs, fake Gucci sunglasses, and fake Prada handbags). Her blondness factor has increased by 30% to no avail, but there is some progress on that front as she doesn't know who Georges St. Pierre is, whether she likes red or white wine, or where she left her cellphone last night after that heady session with the rubbery-boned Indonesian boa constrictor trainer.

Greenhill

Rich_007 visited Jamaica for the first, and last time, in 1989. He, his friends and their partners chose an all-inclusive resort: palm treed beeches, seven swimming pools, five restaurants and steel drum entertainment once per week.

Rich_007 thought about taking a scuba diving lesson; a for-cash add-on in the main pool, but watched as a passer-by while mumbling something about "free rum punch and scrabble or draughts or just hanging out by the pool while discussing the whole 'everyday is the same' 'can't break out of the mould' pseudo-objective philosophy".

Rich_007, Rich_007, knows the error of his ways. Trapped in a world of wake-commute-work-sleep-repeat, wishes his Jamaica trip was like that of a baby bear on a journey of geographic, wildlife and, especially, plant discovery. "Grrr" says Rich_007 as he walks to make his morning brew of coffee.

Rich_007

Greenhill had a life changing moment when, choking on an organic sausage roll in Pimlico one afternoon, they saw seven pink faeries on the pavement. The faeries danced a jig something akin to an Irish Riverdance theme, leaving a trace of the winning lottery numbers in faint pink powder.

Greenhill felt this was an unfair advantage, and having the moral fortitude equivalent to The Pope, failed to enter these numbers into the lottery that weekend. The winnings would have been 13.5 million UK pounds.

Greenhill has been rather grumpy ever since, and as their relations with friends and family have soured somewhat, ending with blaming a failure to secure stable employment on "those damned pink faeries". Things look decidedly shaky for Greenhill.

DaveLovesDee

Rich_007 made a 12 hour documentary (subsequently revealed a fake) on the mating habits of porcupines. In the process, he was injured a number of times by porcupine quills, and was accused by the Catholic church to be a con-man faking stigmata.

Rich denied this, saying he's never watched Top Gear.

Lorna_D

CaptainHook, once played the traingle for Twisted Sister. This was a far cry from his job as bed tester for Brian Wilson.

FlirtyKnickers

Lorna_D is the real Peggy Mitchell.

Peggy Mitchell: Oh, shut up you peroxide old bag!
Pauline Fowler: Oh, yeah? What's this, then - strawberry blonde at seventy, that's "real" is it?
Peggy Mitchell: Shut up! I'm NOT seventy!
Pauline Fowler: No, but you look it!

Dave+Jules

FlirtKnickers is 35 years old (or younger)

The4BellsLondon

Dave and Jules are actually the Krankies!!