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Old Feb 16th 2011 | 9:30 am
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Originally Posted by fledermaus
Maybe if you managed $2 then they would be visiting BC.
$2! That's 25 cents more. I'd have to spend another tenner in CT to earn that. I'm not made of money.


No, I think it is symptomatic of the contempt the Royals have for the common people. Especially colonials. Just because I can't afford $2 of CT money they are blanking BC. I expected better of our Katie.
 
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Originally Posted by JonboyE
$2! That's 25 cents more. I'd have to spend another tenner in CT to earn that. I'm not made of money.


No, I think it is symptomatic of the contempt the Royals have for the common people. Especially colonials. Just because I can't afford $2 of CT money they are blanking BC. I expected better of our Katie.
Well the folks in Hetton Le Hole aren't expecting a visit so I don't see why you should get one. CT money or not.
 
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Apparently, according to some statisticians when you combine all the street parties that'll go on tomorrows mammoth shindig, people will have. . .

Conga-ed a distance equal to three-and-a-half times round the world and back! And, will have sung the national 65, 780 times.

It gives you goose bumps.

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Old Apr 28th 2011 | 6:03 am
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Originally Posted by Oink
Apparently, according to some statisticians when you combine all the street parties that'll go on tomorrows mammoth shindig, people will have. . .

Conga-ed a distance equal to three-and-a-half times round the world and back! And, will have sung the national 65, 780 times.

It gives you goose bumps.
Proud to say i will not be one of them
 
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Originally Posted by is_Eng_really_that_bad
Proud to say i will not be one of them
Well that's good, but some of us love the royal family and like to celebrate our traditions and we don't need sad sausages to come on here and be such a downer on our parade, thank you very much.
 
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[QUOTE=Oink;9332144]Well that's good, but some of us love the royal family and like to celebrate our traditions and we don't need sad sausages to come on here and be such a downer on our parade, thank you very much.[/QUOTE
 
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Hopefully I didn't come across as rude but this best thing that's ever happened to Britain so we don't want anything to take the shine off our celebration.
 
Old Apr 28th 2011 | 9:05 am
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Originally Posted by Oink
Hopefully I didn't come across as rude but this best thing that's ever happened to Britain so we don't want anything to take the shine off our celebration.
I don't think anything can. Should be a smashing day tomorrow
 
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I don't think anything can. Should be a smashing day tomorrow
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Kate overheard talking to the Queen: "Every time I suck William's dick, I get acid-indigestion."

Queen replied to Kate: "Have you tried Andrew's?"
 
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Originally Posted by Oink
Hopefully I didn't come across as rude but this best thing that's ever happened to Britain so we don't want anything to take the shine off our celebration.
I respectfully disagree. I hope the entire congregation is raped by a heard of rampaging donkeys using sandpaper condoms. Bastards
 
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Apparently the police have been arresting known republican anarchists who they believe want to disrupt the celebrations. Plus, they've been secretly capturing and killing pigeons by the thousands in the last month in case one of them does a poo on Kate's dress or the queen's hat.
 
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Originally Posted by Alan2005
I respectfully disagree. I hope the entire congregation is raped by a heard of rampaging donkeys using sandpaper condoms. Bastards
hahahahahahaha that is the only thing that would get me watching it!!
 
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Originally Posted by Alan2005
I respectfully disagree. I hope the entire congregation is raped by a heard of rampaging donkeys using sandpaper condoms. Bastards
I reckon Camilla and the Queen would enjoy that. They both enjoy a good donkey ride, I'm sure.

Quick straw poll: how fit is Kate Middleton?

1) Minger
2) No oil painting - no thanks.
3) Certainly an oil painting - you would
4) Shwing
 
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Originally Posted by London Mike
I reckon Camilla and the Queen would enjoy that. They both enjoy a good donkey ride, I'm sure.

Quick straw poll: how fit is Kate Middleton?

1) Minger
2) No oil painting - no thanks.
3) Certainly an oil painting - you would
4) Shwing
4. Google her Bikini photos
 


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