We could buy him a plant and some watercolours for a wedding gift - then he can really step into his dads shoes

plants and watercolours are good though.

William has apparently now grown his hair back. Perhaps some artist/engraver at the Mint can arrange for Katie to grow a pair of tits.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/roya...ive-medal.html

Charming.

Maybe you could get a pair of balls at the same time

I was thinking that one of the best things about all this is that in this time of economic hardship and the threat of Islamic terrorism, the fact that a beautiful royal wedding is taking place will help people forget all their troubles and worries. A celebration like this couldn't have come at a better time IMO.

Here here! Britain needs role models that they can emulate..

Instead of whining on about how bad the recession is or how their hometowns are becoming unrecognisable they need to buckle under & take a leaf out of Kate's book. She's a mere commoner & look where pluck and a strong work ethic have lead her..

Keep Calm & Carry On...

I bet Kate's Dad is kicking himself that he didn't put some money on his daughter when she was born becoming Queen. He'd have got brilliant odds. There's a lesson there for us all.

I think Prince William is only marrying Kate in order to present the image that the Royal Family are in touch with the common people.

I bet he's got a piece of proper posh stashed away as a bit on the side. When they're together they'll laugh at all the delightfully grubby common things that Kate does.

Lets hope for the future children's sake that he doesn't have himself a fugly piece of the side so the powers-to-be will then have to kill Kate just as they did with Lady Di.

Maybe Kate's dad should have made that bet a double.... becoming Queen and then having a 'tragic accident'?

some great insights into the cold blooded brutal murder of our only english rose...........

http://http://www.propagandamatrix.c...earedplot.html



xoxoxoxoxox

Di's dad had that bet down, but it just shows you the ill advised nature of betting doubles.

Unlike our previous Queen of Hearts who was a bit of an English dimwit, at least the country will be able to relax knowing that the future King and Queen both have a braw Scottish education between their ears.

Do you think we should all chip in and send William and Kate a BE wedding present? Not sure what we should get though. Maybe a couple of tickets ($14.00 per couple) to the Scared Scriptless Improv's Couples Appreciation Show in Vancouver? I'd expect they'd be visiting some time soon.