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Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
Originally Posted by fledermaus
(Post 9181312)
Maybe if you managed $2 then they would be visiting BC.
No, I think it is symptomatic of the contempt the Royals have for the common people. Especially colonials. Just because I can't afford $2 of CT money they are blanking BC. I expected better of our Katie. |
Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
Originally Posted by JonboyE
(Post 9181330)
$2! That's 25 cents more. I'd have to spend another tenner in CT to earn that. I'm not made of money.
No, I think it is symptomatic of the contempt the Royals have for the common people. Especially colonials. Just because I can't afford $2 of CT money they are blanking BC. I expected better of our Katie. |
Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
Apparently, according to some statisticians when you combine all the street parties that'll go on tomorrows mammoth shindig, people will have. . .
Conga-ed a distance equal to three-and-a-half times round the world and back! And, will have sung the national 65, 780 times. It gives you goose bumps. street parties |
Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
Originally Posted by Oink
(Post 9332113)
Apparently, according to some statisticians when you combine all the street parties that'll go on tomorrows mammoth shindig, people will have. . .
Conga-ed a distance equal to three-and-a-half times round the world and back! And, will have sung the national 65, 780 times. It gives you goose bumps. |
Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
Originally Posted by is_Eng_really_that_bad
(Post 9332136)
Proud to say i will not be one of them
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Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
[QUOTE=Oink;9332144]Well that's good, but some of us love the royal family and like to celebrate our traditions and we don't need sad sausages to come on here and be such a downer on our parade, thank you very much.[/QUOTE
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Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
Hopefully I didn't come across as rude but this best thing that's ever happened to Britain so we don't want anything to take the shine off our celebration.
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Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
Originally Posted by Oink
(Post 9332414)
Hopefully I didn't come across as rude but this best thing that's ever happened to Britain so we don't want anything to take the shine off our celebration.
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Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
Originally Posted by Flogger
(Post 9332435)
I don't think anything can. Should be a smashing day tomorrow:thumbup:
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Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
Kate overheard talking to the Queen: "Every time I suck William's dick, I get acid-indigestion."
Queen replied to Kate: "Have you tried Andrew's?" |
Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
Originally Posted by Oink
(Post 9332414)
Hopefully I didn't come across as rude but this best thing that's ever happened to Britain so we don't want anything to take the shine off our celebration.
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Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
Apparently the police have been arresting known republican anarchists who they believe want to disrupt the celebrations. Plus, they've been secretly capturing and killing pigeons by the thousands in the last month in case one of them does a poo on Kate's dress or the queen's hat.
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Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
Originally Posted by Alan2005
(Post 9332539)
I respectfully disagree. I hope the entire congregation is raped by a heard of rampaging donkeys using sandpaper condoms. Bastards:frown:
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Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
Originally Posted by Alan2005
(Post 9332539)
I respectfully disagree. I hope the entire congregation is raped by a heard of rampaging donkeys using sandpaper condoms. Bastards:frown:
Quick straw poll: how fit is Kate Middleton? 1) Minger 2) No oil painting - no thanks. 3) Certainly an oil painting - you would 4) Shwing |
Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
Originally Posted by London Mike
(Post 9332816)
I reckon Camilla and the Queen would enjoy that. They both enjoy a good donkey ride, I'm sure.
Quick straw poll: how fit is Kate Middleton? 1) Minger 2) No oil painting - no thanks. 3) Certainly an oil painting - you would 4) Shwing |
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