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mandymoochops Feb 11th 2011 2:00 pm

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Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 9170812)
I know what Mands means though. He's lost his looks early and now looks nerdy, hooray Henryish, kinda blank.

We could buy him a plant and some watercolours for a wedding gift - then he can really step into his dads shoes

fledermaus Feb 12th 2011 2:44 am

Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 9170858)
We could buy him a plant and some watercolours for a wedding gift - then he can really step into his dads shoes

plants and watercolours are good though.

Auld Yin Feb 12th 2011 2:54 am

Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
 

Originally Posted by Souvy (Post 9169276)
A 6'3" slab who has seen active service in a war and a 6'3" search & rescue helicopter pilot? I'd call that quite manlike.

They do have hair issues, I'll agree.

William has apparently now grown his hair back. Perhaps some artist/engraver at the Mint can arrange for Katie to grow a pair of tits.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/roya...ive-medal.html

ireland2canada Feb 12th 2011 6:43 am

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Originally Posted by Auld Yin (Post 9171621)
William has apparently now grown his hair back. Perhaps some artist/engraver at the Mint can arrange for Katie to grow a pair of tits.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/roya...ive-medal.html

Charming.

The4BellsLondon Feb 12th 2011 4:50 pm

Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
 

Originally Posted by Auld Yin (Post 9171621)
William has apparently now grown his hair back. Perhaps some artist/engraver at the Mint can arrange for Katie to grow a pair of tits.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/roya...ive-medal.html

Maybe you could get a pair of balls at the same time :D

Oink Feb 15th 2011 4:25 am

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I was thinking that one of the best things about all this is that in this time of economic hardship and the threat of Islamic terrorism, the fact that a beautiful royal wedding is taking place will help people forget all their troubles and worries. A celebration like this couldn't have come at a better time IMO.

Joe_Sleepy Feb 15th 2011 4:33 am

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Here here! Britain needs role models that they can emulate..

Instead of whining on about how bad the recession is or how their hometowns are becoming unrecognisable they need to buckle under & take a leaf out of Kate's book. She's a mere commoner & look where pluck and a strong work ethic have lead her..

Keep Calm & Carry On...

Oink Feb 15th 2011 4:38 am

Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
 

Originally Posted by Joe_Sleepy (Post 9178270)
Here here! Britain needs role models that they can emulate..

Instead of whining on about how bad the recession is or how their hometowns are becoming unrecognisable they need to buckle under & take a leaf out of Kate's book. She's a mere commoner & look where pluck and a strong work ethic have lead her..

Keep Calm & Carry On...

I bet Kate's Dad is kicking himself that he didn't put some money on his daughter when she was born becoming Queen. He'd have got brilliant odds. There's a lesson there for us all.

Jingsamichty Feb 15th 2011 4:48 am

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I think Prince William is only marrying Kate in order to present the image that the Royal Family are in touch with the common people.

I bet he's got a piece of proper posh stashed away as a bit on the side. When they're together they'll laugh at all the delightfully grubby common things that Kate does.

Oink Feb 15th 2011 5:04 am

Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
 

Originally Posted by Jingsamichty (Post 9178318)
I think Prince William is only marrying Kate in order to present the image that the Royal Family are in touch with the common people.

I bet he's got a piece of proper posh stashed away as a bit on the side. When they're together they'll laugh at all the delightfully grubby common things that Kate does.

Lets hope for the future children's sake that he doesn't have himself a fugly piece of the side so the powers-to-be will then have to kill Kate just as they did with Lady Di. :(

Jingsamichty Feb 15th 2011 5:07 am

Re: Official thread: Royal Wedding.
 

Originally Posted by Oink (Post 9178359)
Lets hope for the future children's sake that he doesn't have himself a fugly piece of the side so the powers-to-be will then have to kill Kate just as they did with Lady Di. :(

Maybe Kate's dad should have made that bet a double.... becoming Queen and then having a 'tragic accident'?

immichaelcaine Feb 15th 2011 7:22 am

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Originally Posted by Oink (Post 9178359)
Lets hope for the future children's sake that he doesn't have himself a fugly piece of the side so the powers-to-be will then have to kill Kate just as they did with Lady Di. :(

some great insights into the cold blooded brutal murder of our only english rose...........

http://http://www.propagandamatrix.c...earedplot.html

http://i42.tinypic.com/4kvipx.jpg

xoxoxoxoxox

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Novocastrian Feb 15th 2011 9:15 am

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Originally Posted by Jingsamichty (Post 9178363)
Maybe Kate's dad should have made that bet a double.... becoming Queen and then having a 'tragic accident'?

Di's dad had that bet down, but it just shows you the ill advised nature of betting doubles.

Jingsamichty Feb 15th 2011 9:52 am

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Unlike our previous Queen of Hearts who was a bit of an English dimwit, at least the country will be able to relax knowing that the future King and Queen both have a braw Scottish education between their ears.

Oink Feb 15th 2011 11:17 am

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Do you think we should all chip in and send William and Kate a BE wedding present? Not sure what we should get though. Maybe a couple of tickets ($14.00 per couple) to the Scared Scriptless Improv's Couples Appreciation Show in Vancouver? I'd expect they'd be visiting some time soon.


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