Whilst I was dining at my local British fish and chip shop recently, I noticed to my delight what appeared to be the face of Jesus Christ in my tartar sauce pot. What a fool I felt as the waiter (who was a scouser) pointed out my mistake-it was actually ex-Everton footballer Bob Latchford.

The waiter? That's where he is.

But you seeing the face of baby jesus in your tartar is really neat. I once saw it in the bottom of a liter of Johnny Walker.