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#46










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This has to go down as the most inventive spider remover ever... anyone else got anything madder?
ok - no laughing please 
Conkers - that is what you need. My mum hates spiders and would do anything not to kill them - but just to get them out of her house. She was talking to my brother and he said get some conkers and put them into every corner in the house upstairs and down.
Mum made us all go out and look for conkers - she even tried to get the kids to buy them from their mates at school - much to their horror
Anyhow - they work - the spiders went away and she no longer complains of spiders.
So - maybe it was the conkers or maybe the spiders felt sorry for her and decided to give her a break and go and pester somebody else .....
Good luck

Conkers - that is what you need. My mum hates spiders and would do anything not to kill them - but just to get them out of her house. She was talking to my brother and he said get some conkers and put them into every corner in the house upstairs and down.
Mum made us all go out and look for conkers - she even tried to get the kids to buy them from their mates at school - much to their horror

Anyhow - they work - the spiders went away and she no longer complains of spiders.
So - maybe it was the conkers or maybe the spiders felt sorry for her and decided to give her a break and go and pester somebody else .....
Good luck
#47
Well - i think i am going to take that as a
for a good idea.
I am being honest here - Conkers really do work .........
So, i think when its conker time, i will pop out to the park and collect as many as possible and then get all the addresses of those who have a Spider problem and then i can send out some Conkers.........
Hey, just a thought - maybe i will become the most famous Spider remover of all times !!!!!
National headlines ............................
WelshDragonWales ........ and her conkers !! will scare your spiders away for ever !!!!!
I am being honest here - Conkers really do work .........
So, i think when its conker time, i will pop out to the park and collect as many as possible and then get all the addresses of those who have a Spider problem and then i can send out some Conkers.........
Hey, just a thought - maybe i will become the most famous Spider remover of all times !!!!!
National headlines ............................
WelshDragonWales ........ and her conkers !! will scare your spiders away for ever !!!!!
#48
Thread Starter
Lloydminster AB







Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,059
From: Alberta













#49










Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,066

Your theory is majorly flawed due to the lack of conckers in Aus...
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.Well - i think i am going to take that as a
for a good idea.
I am being honest here - Conkers really do work .........
So, i think when its conker time, i will pop out to the park and collect as many as possible and then get all the addresses of those who have a Spider problem and then i can send out some Conkers.........
Hey, just a thought - maybe i will become the most famous Spider remover of all times !!!!!
National headlines ............................
WelshDragonWales ........ and her conkers !! will scare your spiders away for ever !!!!!
I am being honest here - Conkers really do work .........
So, i think when its conker time, i will pop out to the park and collect as many as possible and then get all the addresses of those who have a Spider problem and then i can send out some Conkers.........
Hey, just a thought - maybe i will become the most famous Spider remover of all times !!!!!
National headlines ............................
WelshDragonWales ........ and her conkers !! will scare your spiders away for ever !!!!!

#50
Thread Starter
Lloydminster AB







Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,059
From: Alberta











:curse:looks like I might just be trying out the conkers:curse:I got up this morning still half pissed and suffering and I have bites all the way up my right leg on my ass and belly and are they whoppers
I tried to use my bag to scratch my ass in the bank rubbing my legs I can only hope people did not notice they are driving me nuts Im using a cream called polysporin we picked up in canada when we were over.it helps with the itching for a while then Im shoving more on what a mess Im in and I never found the sucker that chewed me:curse:
I tried to use my bag to scratch my ass in the bank rubbing my legs I can only hope people did not notice they are driving me nuts Im using a cream called polysporin we picked up in canada when we were over.it helps with the itching for a while then Im shoving more on what a mess Im in and I never found the sucker that chewed me:curse:
#51
Are you sure it's a spider that bit you
? Sounds more like mossies/horse fly's.
Would have loved to see you in the bank
Sharon
? Sounds more like mossies/horse fly's.Would have loved to see you in the bank

Sharon
#52
Thread Starter
Lloydminster AB







Joined: Dec 2006
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From: Alberta











horse flies Im in sunny cost del Glasgow Ive never seen a horse fly here eather that or Im blind eeeem blind
I tell ya if I had to stand much longer in that bank it would have been a case of stuff this and scratched my ass and legs sayin that it would have soon cleared the que.hell I dont go there often and maybe people would not remember me
itchin is like a fart if ya got to let rip and you have no choice you get on with it
#53







Joined: Dec 1969
Posts: 2,484


KATE
time i think to call pest control in
the spiders we have dont bite, r u sure they are spiders
my kids was harrasing a spider this morning on the wood floor, blowing it back and forth............hahhahhahahha
i think it must of run off and hide as i havent seen it since



i lend you the kids



gill
time i think to call pest control in

the spiders we have dont bite, r u sure they are spiders

my kids was harrasing a spider this morning on the wood floor, blowing it back and forth............hahhahhahahha
i think it must of run off and hide as i havent seen it since




i lend you the kids




gill
#54
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Lloydminster AB







Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,059
From: Alberta











we got them in years ago when James sis gave us her dog the place was hoaching and all they did was spray round the edges it never worked:curse:if we have to buy every soddin thing on the market we will
that god we are not selling and people commin round
just had a thought I have been feeding my neighbours dogs next door maybe Im alergic to one of the and if I am it would be that randy jasper he still jumps up on me every time I go in there every one else is fine Im the walking mess GOD PLEASE LET IT BE THE DOGS.roll on saturday I think James should feed them at night and one of the kids in the morning.if I clear up I will know its been the flippin dogs
that god we are not selling and people commin round
just had a thought I have been feeding my neighbours dogs next door maybe Im alergic to one of the and if I am it would be that randy jasper he still jumps up on me every time I go in there every one else is fine Im the walking mess GOD PLEASE LET IT BE THE DOGS.roll on saturday I think James should feed them at night and one of the kids in the morning.if I clear up I will know its been the flippin dogs
#55
Have her dogs got flea's? They could have jumped on you when you've been round feeding them.
Flea bites itch like hell.
Sharon
Flea bites itch like hell.Sharon
#56
Thread Starter
Lloydminster AB







Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,059
From: Alberta











tell me about it
now you know why I used the hand bag stunt
Im no bloody checking the mut has flees GOD thats all we need we have a dog.stuff checking the fur for flees Im itchin like a pig the noo hell I dont want more.I wonder
what if I leave the back door open for them and just chuck the food over the fence
only kiddin,but I will ask James to check then he can get the bites
poor muts it might not be them but better to check eh
#57







Joined: Dec 1969
Posts: 2,484


could be the flee bites!!!!!
once worked in a call centre and the carpets had flees, used to bite our ankles, plus my ex-friends house every time i left i used to have bites on my ankles, some people they love :curse: you are probably on of them
Send james in, let him get the bites

gill
once worked in a call centre and the carpets had flees, used to bite our ankles, plus my ex-friends house every time i left i used to have bites on my ankles, some people they love :curse: you are probably on of them

Send james in, let him get the bites


gill




