Sea to Sky Gondola cabin falls from cable, nobody injured. (Its under construction still and in testing, so not open to the public yet.)

Former mayor Egon Tobus dies.

New liquor rules may benefit SVMF

SVMF to hire 500 security guards

Toronto lesbian moves to small town Ontario, specificially to MoFo, spots man in turban, befriends him. They speak to Mennonites. Mennonites switch a sermon from German to English so the turbanned man can understand it.
The general tone is one of condescension though the description of the area being "rife" with Mennonites hints at a darker view.

Snow falls from sky and accumulates

Cars, buses, tractot trailers crash on 401.

The earliest evidence of human footprints outside of Africa were discovered on a Norfolk beach.

http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/video_ea...folk_1_3289585

If it had six toes it could possibly have been from the present day

Hmmmm....discrimination on so many levels. Mennonites and Germans have lived in close proximity for years i.e. St Jacobs and Kitchener / Waterloo once known as Berlin

I wonder if they still close King street for a whole week during Oktoberfest? Such a thing won't fly in Toronto. I guess they get away with it because most of the upper eschelon in KW id German e.g the Zehrs family that owns the grocery stores

Not this version then,,

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/...ticle15377075/

I haven't checked it word-for-word for edits but that is the same piece that was in the MoFo paper, yes.

A draft of my previous post included "the most head pattingly condescending piece I've read this week (and I saw a copy of the Globe and Mail in the lunchroom)". So I'm delighted to see that the Globe picked it up.

I read the article from your link. I thought it was a Garrison Keillor short story.

Lutherans, Mennonites, there's not much to choose between your zip-less Protestants.

Saskatoon Police Make Drug Bust On Temperance Street

Temperance Seven

Thanks! 4.5 out of 5 stars for loose word association!

Word Association Football

Saskatchewan flies pride flag at Legislative Building
Stolen car crashes into Regina home
Regina not yet flying pride flag for Olympics