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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by triumphguy
(Post 7786333)
I thought you were a police officer on cocaine:confused::eek::rofl:
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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by dazzlerdaz
(Post 7788500)
:eek::eek:
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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by rae
(Post 7788522)
well i'd certainly get a lot more done i suppose and maybe be happier about doing it.
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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Brownstar
(Post 7788542)
You'd probably be more aggressive and wound up ;)
Don't forget..........EVERYTHING is shite |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by dazzlerdaz
(Post 7788653)
I`m not f**kin paranoid i tell ya ! :confused::confused:
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Re: Life is like..........
When I run into friends of mine I haven't seen in years,
They give me the once over then their eyes well with tears. Then they pronounce me 'looking great', I haven't changed a bit, I flash 'em back a feeble smile: I know I look like shit. 'Cos I saw myself this morning, phew, and I know of what I speak. I'm a human being, but I look like I reek. And a weaker bathroom lightbulb just might take care of it, 'Cos the mirror shatters your illusions when you look like shit. Shit comes in different colours, and consistencies, I guess that I'm just aging like the finest wines and cheeses. The guy that's me, who's in my dreams, is twenty-five or six, I'm old enough to be his dad, how's that for parlour tricks? Life's a job you're fired from, unless of course you quit, Gee, I wonder if that old blind guy knows that he looks like shit? Let's ask him! 'Scuse me? No, over here! Although I know it's natural, I still can't understand. Once I looked like a million bucks, now, more like two grand. We start out with a lot of time, but what happens to it? Times flies when you **** around and then you look like shit! Oh, ain't it the truth, brothers and sisters? Shit comes in different colours, and consistencies, 'Shit's a gift we make', Freud said, 'here, take mine won't you please?' Growing old ain't easy, it's a process so they say. We proceed to our grand finales, every single day. But dying doesn't worry me, I'm not bothered a bit, I just don't like the thought of lying there looking like shit! |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Brownstar
(Post 7799803)
When I run into friends of mine I haven't seen in years,
They give me the once over then their eyes well with tears. Then they pronounce me 'looking great', I haven't changed a bit, I flash 'em back a feeble smile: I know I look like shit. 'Cos I saw myself this morning, phew, and I know of what I speak. I'm a human being, but I look like I reek. And a weaker bathroom lightbulb just might take care of it, 'Cos the mirror shatters your illusions when you look like shit. Shit comes in different colours, and consistencies, I guess that I'm just aging like the finest wines and cheeses. The guy that's me, who's in my dreams, is twenty-five or six, I'm old enough to be his dad, how's that for parlour tricks? Life's a job you're fired from, unless of course you quit, Gee, I wonder if that old blind guy knows that he looks like shit? Let's ask him! 'Scuse me? No, over here! Although I know it's natural, I still can't understand. Once I looked like a million bucks, now, more like two grand. We start out with a lot of time, but what happens to it? Times flies when you **** around and then you look like shit! Oh, ain't it the truth, brothers and sisters? Shit comes in different colours, and consistencies, 'Shit's a gift we make', Freud said, 'here, take mine won't you please?' Growing old ain't easy, it's a process so they say. We proceed to our grand finales, every single day. But dying doesn't worry me, I'm not bothered a bit, I just don't like the thought of lying there looking like shit! |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by rae
(Post 7799870)
and the point of that old load of bollox is what exactly?
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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Brownstar
(Post 7799883)
Meh.............just song excellent lyrics
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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by rae
(Post 7799900)
lyrics, really, is that by some tosser like billy bragg then, cause he is really arse.
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Re: Life is like..........
So f****** what!
Well I've been to Hastings And I've been to Brighton I've been to Eastbourne too So what, so what Well I've been here And I've been there And I've been every f****** where So what, so what So what, so what you boring little c*** Well who cares, who cares what you do Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you Now those are lyrics. |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Alan2005
(Post 7799978)
So f****** what!
Well I've been to Hastings And I've been to Brighton I've been to Eastbourne too So what, so what Well I've been here And I've been there And I've been every f****** where So what, so what So what, so what you boring little c*** Well who cares, who cares what you do Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you Now those are lyrics. |
Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Brownstar
(Post 7799990)
Rather unpleasant and written with little or no intelligence
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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Alan2005
(Post 7799995)
It's not poncy "i'm an inner city ghetto poet" crap that is liked by guilt ridden middle class liberals, I'll give you that.
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Re: Life is like..........
Originally Posted by Brownstar
(Post 7800051)
Neither are the lyrics I posted, they are however written with intelligence and humour.
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