.........a box of chocolates -- a cheap, thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for; unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you are stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down and there is nothing left to eat. Sure, once in a while there is a peanut butter cup or English toffee, but they are gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you are desperate enough to eat those all you have got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers

Bad day in Brownland?

feeling a bit down with life today are we Its not all bad you know - because those nice tasting ones linger in your memory and make up for the crappy ones

Do I know you? I cant quite remember your name.

Not really, just a normal day when I've found out I've got to wade through a mass of data mapping shite which I've never done before!

Would you believe I'm often told that I'm very negative?

......a pubic hair on a toilet seat

most of the time you just get left alone

but every now and again some pr*ck comes along and you get p*ssed on

and it only take one careless fool for you to get sh*t on

sod off you

Not all mate, not at all

Whats the lawn got to do with anything

http://wikee.iphwn.org/s5l8900wnage

Maybe this will help?

Not if it's a box of finest Belgian, dahling LOL

Then its a poncy box of chololates..............yadda yadda yadda, ending up with the same empty box full of discarded brown wrappers.

LOL You are negative aren't you - I like you already

Aawwwww thanks

A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I, I believe everything positively stinks.