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-   -   Life is like.......... (https://britishexpats.com/forum/maple-leaf-98/life-like-621787/)

Brownstar Jul 23rd 2009 3:41 am
Life is like..........
 
.........a box of chocolates -- a cheap, thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for; unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you are stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down and there is nothing left to eat. Sure, once in a while there is a peanut butter cup or English toffee, but they are gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you are desperate enough to eat those all you have got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers

Butch Cassidy Jul 23rd 2009 3:48 am
Re: Life is like..........
 
Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7777780)
.........a box of chocolates -- a cheap, thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for; unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you are stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down and there is nothing left to eat. Sure, once in a while there is a peanut butter cup or English toffee, but they are gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you are desperate enough to eat those all you have got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers
Bad day in Brownland?

mandymoochops Jul 23rd 2009 3:49 am
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feeling a bit down with life today are we ;) Its not all bad you know - because those nice tasting ones linger in your memory and make up for the crappy ones :)

Butch Cassidy Jul 23rd 2009 3:50 am
Re: Life is like..........
 
Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7777795)
feeling a bit down with life today are we ;) Its not all bad you know - because those nice tasting ones linger in your memory and make up for the crappy ones :)
Do I know you? I cant quite remember your name.

Brownstar Jul 23rd 2009 4:12 am
Re: Life is like..........
 
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7777792)
Bad day in Brownland?
Not really, just a normal day when I've found out I've got to wade through a mass of data mapping shite which I've never done before!

Would you believe I'm often told that I'm very negative?

MikeUK Jul 23rd 2009 4:31 am
Re: Life is like..........
 
......a pubic hair on a toilet seat

most of the time you just get left alone

but every now and again some pr*ck comes along and you get p*ssed on

and it only take one careless fool for you to get sh*t on

:D

mandymoochops Jul 23rd 2009 4:32 am
Re: Life is like..........
 
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7777799)
Do I know you? I cant quite remember your name.

sod off you :p

Butch Cassidy Jul 23rd 2009 4:34 am
Re: Life is like..........
 
Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7777865)
Would you believe I'm often told that I'm very negative?
Not all mate, not at all :rofl:

Butch Cassidy Jul 23rd 2009 4:35 am
Re: Life is like..........
 
Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7777910)
sod off you :p
Whats the lawn got to do with anything :confused:

Brownstar Jul 23rd 2009 4:38 am
Re: Life is like..........
 
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 7777920)
Whats pwnage got to do with anything :confused:
:blink:

Butch Cassidy Jul 23rd 2009 4:39 am
Re: Life is like..........
 
Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7777929)
:blink:
http://wikee.iphwn.org/s5l8900:pwnage

Maybe this will help?

Calgal Jul 23rd 2009 4:45 am
Re: Life is like..........
 
Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7777780)
.........a box of chocolates -- a cheap, thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for; unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you are stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down and there is nothing left to eat. Sure, once in a while there is a peanut butter cup or English toffee, but they are gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you are desperate enough to eat those all you have got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers
Not if it's a box of finest Belgian, dahling ;) LOL

Brownstar Jul 23rd 2009 4:56 am
Re: Life is like..........
 
Originally Posted by Calgal (Post 7777945)
Not if it's a box of finest Belgian, dahling ;) LOL
Then its a poncy box of chololates..............yadda yadda yadda, ending up with the same empty box full of discarded brown wrappers.

Calgal Jul 23rd 2009 4:59 am
Re: Life is like..........
 
Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7777965)
Then its a poncy box of chololates..............yadda yadda yadda, ending up with the same empty box full of discarded brown wrappers.
LOL You are negative aren't you - I like you already :thumbsup:

Brownstar Jul 23rd 2009 5:05 am
Re: Life is like..........
 
Originally Posted by Calgal (Post 7777972)
LOL You are negative aren't you - I like you already :thumbsup:

Aawwwww thanks

A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I, I believe everything positively stinks.


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