Life is like..........
#16
.........a box of chocolates -- a cheap, thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for; unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you are stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down and there is nothing left to eat. Sure, once in a while there is a peanut butter cup or English toffee, but they are gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you are desperate enough to eat those all you have got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers
Damn, not goint to eat chocolates again if it does that to you.



Kev
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Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again
It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again
It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.
#19
I LIKE THIS THREAD.
......a nice pint. sometimes you get good head, sometimes you don't. sometimes its nice and fizzy with lots of life, others it dull and flat and looks like a large glass of piss, and you still drink it. sometimes you have to drink it in places you don't want to be, with people you don't want to be around. have to much and its bad, don't have enough and you want more, and if you have never tasted a really good one, you have wasted your time.
......a nice pint. sometimes you get good head, sometimes you don't. sometimes its nice and fizzy with lots of life, others it dull and flat and looks like a large glass of piss, and you still drink it. sometimes you have to drink it in places you don't want to be, with people you don't want to be around. have to much and its bad, don't have enough and you want more, and if you have never tasted a really good one, you have wasted your time.
#25
thread hijack, slightly, life is like.....................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp6H9hR4nIM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp6H9hR4nIM
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thread hijack, slightly, life is like.....................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp6H9hR4nIM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp6H9hR4nIM
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