I think eggs are probably my single favourite food of all, I reckon I could live on eggs.

Breakfast today - like most days - is yoghurt, muesli and berries. Lunch today - like most days - is two cold soft-boiled eggs.

Cuban sandwich. No press? No problem!

My once a month Sunday treat

1 or 2 slices of Lou's back bacon (it's just the 'eye' of meat, 85% less fat than standard back bacon), 4 mushrooms (grilled, no grease), 1 poached egg and a slice of wholegrain prebiotic toast, half with the egg and half after with a smear of marmalade (no butter or marg)...
Living (not) large!

Good for you! A few years ago Giant Tiger had the big chunks of Lou's back bacon frozen for really cheap and I hit that pretty hard while it was available.

I went to get the last of half a dozen packs of Lou's that I bought when it was inexplicably $1.99.

And I found two in the freezer

Ohh. I think I can get an indictment to the International Court of Human rights against HID due to her the totalitarian diet regime.
No dead animals, nothing brown or anything in a box (giggity) or a packet. And despite the copious amounts of beer I consume I've lost over 2 and half stone and I wasn't overweight to begin with. I wonder if Bob Geldof is around?

2x BLT with mayo.

Here's Oink earning some extra chia seeds to sprinkle on his hummus...

We had blueberry pancakes for breakfast on Saturday, without the pancakes.

Take a pic of the inside of your refrigerator for us. Sounds like you're about due for a decent meal.

Bloody hell!

2.5 stone is a lot of weight to lose if you were lean already... it can be just as damaging to your health as being overweight.. I think you should tell her indoors you are ffeeling too weak to clear the driveway for her to take her car out and suggest she does it!

I thought my food regime was strict, but yours is extreme! Put one of those little fridge freezers in the shed / barn and one of these! https://www.amazon.ca/Nostalgia-BSET300RETRORED-Breakfast-Station-Red/dp/B00LS7VOCC... go out and make yourself a fry up She shouldn't be forcing HER lifestyle choices on you if you don't agree buy into them... stand up and be counted - be a rebel

Probably not an issue where he lives, but maybe there's a way to hide a fridge out on the balcony....
If she's planning another trip away she may just be starving him proactively knowing what he'll do while she's gone.

Drool.

She's a gaslighting ninja, I don't stand a chance.

My mate had a Molson beer fridge on his balcony for his beer, He worked at the local Molson brewery and they gave him free beer. I'd often visit.

Woops, yes! Sorry.. brain fart!

It's okay, I'm planning a covert operation to Lin's Chinese place for a double order of soup dumplings.