The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

(Bill Watterson)

Bloody Brilliant!

I use to read about the evils of drinking.........so i gave up reading.

Money is the root of all evil - not 'noffi

Drinking song
One 'noffi, two noffi, three noffi, floor

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
TP

" A good laugh is sunshine in a house "

Hi,

Does anybody know when Mr. Douglas is back from his holidays?
He is going to have a lot of reading up to do.

Douglas - come and say hello when you are back.
Hope you and Mrs. D. had a good time.

Noni

Faith consists of believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe.
TP

Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe & he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it & he'll have to touch it to be sure.
(Jarger) [who ever s/he is/was]!

Sure everyone always said, 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or, 'Socrates how can i find happiness?'......did anyone ever say 'Socrates, hemlock is poison???'

(Socrates - minutes before death)

Before preparing to improve the World, first look around your own home 3 times.
TP

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and i'm not sure about the former.

(Albert Einstein)

The future isn't what it used to be.
TP

10/09/07
Footprints in the sands of time are not made by sitting down.

Having just started to read Take it Outside Forum of BE.
I have now come to the conclusion that all of my imaginary friends on
Goa Forum are intelligent and articulate - the others

Oh well, it takes all sorts.