23/08/07
If you are always dwelling in trouble....change your address
TP

Before or after 182 days of residency?

KKK

Now then, cheeky!
TP

It is better to begin in the evening than not at all.
TP

Alway remember you can tell when a salesman is lieing because is lips will be moving

Rule of thumb under every pony tail is an arsehole

You're getting the hang of this
TP

Squeez e the past like a sponge, smell the present like a rose, and send a kiss to the future.

Remy and Noni walk into a bar with a lump of asphalt, under their arms.
"What'll it be?" asks the barman.
a Noffy and soda" says the pair - and one for the road.

Big Art - I said that to an Englishman who owns premises in Calangute, who has a ponytail and who shall remain nameless. I was in his place and he was really getting on my nerves with his constant whining about everything so without thinking I said "you do know what is under a ponytail don't you?" then decided I should make a quick exit as someone else replied for me. Needless to say he was not happy and gave me loads of verbal as I went out of the door - I have not been back or should I say I dare not go back.

My thought for the day:-

Engage brain before opening mouth - especially if he is bigger than you.

My thought for the day

Second Best - for Remy
If you can't catch a bird of paradise, be content with an old wet hen Noni

Hi OM,

Your getting to know us too well.

and where theres a hen.............theres always a fox nearby.

Do you pair mind, this is supposed to be a philosophical thread, with lots of mind expanding thoughts and deep meanings
Can't wait to meet you two.
TP