If something is worth doing, it's worth overdoing - get out the Kingfisher.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news
TP

I Like that one Tony

30/08/07
Women are meant to be loved, NOT understood
TP

Last night i lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky & i thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear - it annoys them very much.

(G.K. Chesterton)

I have nights like that too

Hi Tony, i'm glad i'm not the only one !

Here's another good'un:

''As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that its not important that you understand what i'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. Whats important is that you continue to do so.''

(Hunter S.Thompson's Samoan Attorney)

Did he have an office in Mapusa or was it Margao?
TP

He had it near the outer gate of D of E

KKK

I think he had a franchise of branches in every Goan town that all work strictly to the same code of 'ethics'!

I still miss my ex...........but my aim is getting better.

Dont cry because it's over.........smile because it happened.

Forget the Joneses.......I can't keep up with the Simpsons.

31/08/07
If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.
TP