Online chav test
Apr 27th 2005 | 7:31 am
#1
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Lotus-eater
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From: Cascadian Autonomous Elysian Region
Online chav test
http://www.shauny.org.uk/funstuff/content/view/27/1/
High marks mean ineligibility for Canadian PR, instead CIC will liaise with the DSS and you will be forcibly relocated to Hailie Sellassie House in Peckham, have your head shaved, be measured and fitted for a nylon shell suit (one, for the weekly use of all leisure activities), have gold plated hoop earrings fitted and be given your benefit book, free TV (plasma, of course), new kitchen applicances, and told where the local off licence/chippy/pub/import fags merchant are located.
Easy.
High marks mean ineligibility for Canadian PR, instead CIC will liaise with the DSS and you will be forcibly relocated to Hailie Sellassie House in Peckham, have your head shaved, be measured and fitted for a nylon shell suit (one, for the weekly use of all leisure activities), have gold plated hoop earrings fitted and be given your benefit book, free TV (plasma, of course), new kitchen applicances, and told where the local off licence/chippy/pub/import fags merchant are located.
Easy.
Apr 27th 2005 | 8:08 am
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Re: Online chav test
Originally Posted by Rich_007
http://www.shauny.org.uk/funstuff/content/view/27/1/
High marks mean ineligibility for Canadian PR, instead CIC will liaise with the DSS and you will be forcibly relocated to Hailie Sellassie House in Peckham, have your head shaved, be measured and fitted for a nylon shell suit (one, for the weekly use of all leisure activities), have gold plated hoop earrings fitted and be given your benefit book, free TV (plasma, of course), new kitchen applicances, and told where the local off licence/chippy/pub/import fags merchant are located.
Easy.
High marks mean ineligibility for Canadian PR, instead CIC will liaise with the DSS and you will be forcibly relocated to Hailie Sellassie House in Peckham, have your head shaved, be measured and fitted for a nylon shell suit (one, for the weekly use of all leisure activities), have gold plated hoop earrings fitted and be given your benefit book, free TV (plasma, of course), new kitchen applicances, and told where the local off licence/chippy/pub/import fags merchant are located.
Easy.
Apr 27th 2005 | 8:22 am
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From: The Republic of Bacon
Re: Online chav test
I took several of the test's whilst there (just for fun)
Here's my results
Chav Test: 35%
Chav Test2: 47% :scared:
Posh Test: 50%
Drunk Test: 35%
Now - my question is; How on earth can one be 47% Chav, and 50% 'Posh' at the same time? LOL
Here's my results
Chav Test: 35%
Chav Test2: 47% :scared:
Posh Test: 50%
Drunk Test: 35%
Now - my question is; How on earth can one be 47% Chav, and 50% 'Posh' at the same time? LOL
Apr 27th 2005 | 8:40 am
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Re: Online chav test
37% chav
tell me what this means? only if it is nice please?
tell me what this means? only if it is nice please?
Apr 27th 2005 | 8:45 am
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From: SW England
Re: Online chav test
I'm only 15% chav 
Apr 27th 2005 | 9:00 am
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Re: Online chav test
17% drunkard
20% posh
ooh i say!
20% posh
ooh i say!
Apr 27th 2005 | 9:01 am
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Re: Online chav test
Originally Posted by Rich_007
http://www.shauny.org.uk/funstuff/content/view/27/1/
High marks mean ineligibility for Canadian PR, instead CIC will liaise with the DSS and you will be forcibly relocated to Hailie Sellassie House in Peckham, have your head shaved, be measured and fitted for a nylon shell suit (one, for the weekly use of all leisure activities), have gold plated hoop earrings fitted and be given your benefit book, free TV (plasma, of course), new kitchen applicances, and told where the local off licence/chippy/pub/import fags merchant are located.
Easy.
High marks mean ineligibility for Canadian PR, instead CIC will liaise with the DSS and you will be forcibly relocated to Hailie Sellassie House in Peckham, have your head shaved, be measured and fitted for a nylon shell suit (one, for the weekly use of all leisure activities), have gold plated hoop earrings fitted and be given your benefit book, free TV (plasma, of course), new kitchen applicances, and told where the local off licence/chippy/pub/import fags merchant are located.
Easy.
Apr 27th 2005 | 9:09 am
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Re: Online chav test
Originally Posted by babyblue
what was your results?
Bo !!! Comin at cha. Gettin me feet on da street
Apr 27th 2005 | 9:19 am
#9
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Re: Online chav test
46% chav, 57% posh, 27% drunk and, worryingly, 38% geek.
Apr 27th 2005 | 9:24 am
#10
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Re: Online chav test
Only 34% Drunkard....now that really shurpwizes me!!!
Apr 27th 2005 | 9:26 am
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Re: Online chav test
Originally Posted by babyblue
37% chav
tell me what this means? only if it is nice please?
tell me what this means? only if it is nice please?
Apr 27th 2005 | 9:27 am
#12
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Re: Online chav test
Originally Posted by Craftybanshee
I'm only 15% chav
Apr 27th 2005 | 11:22 am
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From: London, Ontario
Re: Online chav test
Originally Posted by Rich_007
http://www.shauny.org.uk/funstuff/content/view/27/1/
High marks mean ineligibility for Canadian PR, instead CIC will liaise with the DSS and you will be forcibly relocated to Hailie Sellassie House in Peckham, have your head shaved, be measured and fitted for a nylon shell suit (one, for the weekly use of all leisure activities), have gold plated hoop earrings fitted and be given your benefit book, free TV (plasma, of course), new kitchen applicances, and told where the local off licence/chippy/pub/import fags merchant are located.
Easy.
High marks mean ineligibility for Canadian PR, instead CIC will liaise with the DSS and you will be forcibly relocated to Hailie Sellassie House in Peckham, have your head shaved, be measured and fitted for a nylon shell suit (one, for the weekly use of all leisure activities), have gold plated hoop earrings fitted and be given your benefit book, free TV (plasma, of course), new kitchen applicances, and told where the local off licence/chippy/pub/import fags merchant are located.
Easy.
Is this good or bad !!!!!!!
Eddie
Apr 27th 2005 | 5:46 pm
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From: Kentville, N.S.
Re: Online chav test
Originally Posted by Rich_007
http://www.shauny.org.uk/funstuff/content/view/27/1/
High marks mean ineligibility for Canadian PR, instead CIC will liaise with the DSS and you will be forcibly relocated to Hailie Sellassie House in Peckham, have your head shaved, be measured and fitted for a nylon shell suit (one, for the weekly use of all leisure activities), have gold plated hoop earrings fitted and be given your benefit book, free TV (plasma, of course), new kitchen applicances, and told where the local off licence/chippy/pub/import fags merchant are located.
Easy.
High marks mean ineligibility for Canadian PR, instead CIC will liaise with the DSS and you will be forcibly relocated to Hailie Sellassie House in Peckham, have your head shaved, be measured and fitted for a nylon shell suit (one, for the weekly use of all leisure activities), have gold plated hoop earrings fitted and be given your benefit book, free TV (plasma, of course), new kitchen applicances, and told where the local off licence/chippy/pub/import fags merchant are located.
Easy.
Posh = 30% Drunk = 41% 
Geek = 30% HHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last edited by andy_sheila; Apr 27th 2005 at 5:57 pm.
Apr 27th 2005 | 10:28 pm
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Re: Online chav test
Not too sure what this says about me apart from I'm an upper class geek
Chav = 22%
Posh = 33%
Drunk = 10%
Geek = 55%
Dozzzzy
Chav = 22%
Posh = 33%
Drunk = 10%
Geek = 55%
Dozzzzy
