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Online chav test
http://www.shauny.org.uk/funstuff/content/view/27/1/
High marks mean ineligibility for Canadian PR, instead CIC will liaise with the DSS and you will be forcibly relocated to Hailie Sellassie House in Peckham, have your head shaved, be measured and fitted for a nylon shell suit (one, for the weekly use of all leisure activities), have gold plated hoop earrings fitted and be given your benefit book, free TV (plasma, of course), new kitchen applicances, and told where the local off licence/chippy/pub/import fags merchant are located. Easy. :) |
Re: Online chav test
Originally Posted by Rich_007
http://www.shauny.org.uk/funstuff/content/view/27/1/
High marks mean ineligibility for Canadian PR, instead CIC will liaise with the DSS and you will be forcibly relocated to Hailie Sellassie House in Peckham, have your head shaved, be measured and fitted for a nylon shell suit (one, for the weekly use of all leisure activities), have gold plated hoop earrings fitted and be given your benefit book, free TV (plasma, of course), new kitchen applicances, and told where the local off licence/chippy/pub/import fags merchant are located. Easy. :) |
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I took several of the test's whilst there (just for fun)
Here's my results :D Chav Test: 35% :o Chav Test2: 47% :scared: Posh Test: 50% :eek: Drunk Test: 35% :beer: :confused: Now - my question is; How on earth can one be 47% Chav, and 50% 'Posh' at the same time? LOL |
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37% chav
tell me what this means? only if it is nice please? :confused: |
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I'm only 15% chav :p
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17% drunkard
20% posh ooh i say! |
Re: Online chav test
Originally Posted by Rich_007
http://www.shauny.org.uk/funstuff/content/view/27/1/
High marks mean ineligibility for Canadian PR, instead CIC will liaise with the DSS and you will be forcibly relocated to Hailie Sellassie House in Peckham, have your head shaved, be measured and fitted for a nylon shell suit (one, for the weekly use of all leisure activities), have gold plated hoop earrings fitted and be given your benefit book, free TV (plasma, of course), new kitchen applicances, and told where the local off licence/chippy/pub/import fags merchant are located. Easy. :) |
Re: Online chav test
Originally Posted by babyblue
what was your results?
Bo !!! Comin at cha. Gettin me feet on da street ;) :) |
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46% chav, 57% posh, 27% drunk and, worryingly, 38% geek.
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Only 34% Drunkard....now that really shurpwizes me!!! :beer:
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Re: Online chav test
Originally Posted by babyblue
37% chav
tell me what this means? only if it is nice please? :confused: |
Re: Online chav test
Originally Posted by Craftybanshee
I'm only 15% chav :p
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Re: Online chav test
Originally Posted by Rich_007
http://www.shauny.org.uk/funstuff/content/view/27/1/
High marks mean ineligibility for Canadian PR, instead CIC will liaise with the DSS and you will be forcibly relocated to Hailie Sellassie House in Peckham, have your head shaved, be measured and fitted for a nylon shell suit (one, for the weekly use of all leisure activities), have gold plated hoop earrings fitted and be given your benefit book, free TV (plasma, of course), new kitchen applicances, and told where the local off licence/chippy/pub/import fags merchant are located. Easy. :) Is this good or bad !!!!!!! Eddie |
Re: Online chav test
Originally Posted by Rich_007
http://www.shauny.org.uk/funstuff/content/view/27/1/
High marks mean ineligibility for Canadian PR, instead CIC will liaise with the DSS and you will be forcibly relocated to Hailie Sellassie House in Peckham, have your head shaved, be measured and fitted for a nylon shell suit (one, for the weekly use of all leisure activities), have gold plated hoop earrings fitted and be given your benefit book, free TV (plasma, of course), new kitchen applicances, and told where the local off licence/chippy/pub/import fags merchant are located. Easy. :) HHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Not too sure what this says about me apart from I'm an upper class geek
Chav = 22% Posh = 33% Drunk = 10% Geek = 55% Dozzzzy :zzz: |
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