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Old Nov 16th 2013 | 6:03 pm
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Originally Posted by old.sparkles
.....and doesn't grow where it should?
Exactly
 
Old Nov 20th 2013 | 11:32 pm
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YKYNLYW

you step past the porches, the Aston, the Ferrari


and step inside a Mulsanne

 
Old Nov 20th 2013 | 11:38 pm
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When you can't get to the phone before the answer machine kicks in
 
Old Nov 21st 2013 | 12:52 am
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you have to start waxing yer arsehole.
 
Old Nov 21st 2013 | 1:01 am
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Originally Posted by scottishcelts
you have to start waxing yer arsehole.
Why can't the arsehole do his/her own waxing?

 
Old Nov 21st 2013 | 10:07 am
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Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
Why can't the arsehole do his/her own waxing?

 
Old Nov 21st 2013 | 10:07 pm
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Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
Why can't the arsehole do his/her own waxing?

 
Old Nov 22nd 2013 | 2:29 am
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Originally Posted by scottishcelts
you have to start waxing yer arsehole.
That's a lot of wax in yer case
 
Old Nov 22nd 2013 | 8:13 am
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YKYNLYW.... you don't even care that you have a hairy undercarriage, and anyway it blends in with your grey undies.
 
Old Nov 22nd 2013 | 9:52 am
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....you have all the gadgetry that you want, and some more.
 
Old Nov 22nd 2013 | 10:29 am
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Originally Posted by Bernieboy
That's a lot of wax in yer case
 
Old Nov 22nd 2013 | 11:08 am
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Default Re: You know you're no longer young when...

Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
Why can't the arsehole do his/her own waxing?

that's like the 2 ladies in a beauty parlour, one says 'i'm getting my arsehole bleached' the other one says 'can't really imagine your Dave as a blonde'
 

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