You know you're no longer young when...
Oct 9th 2013, 2:28 am
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Oct 9th 2013, 2:31 am
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
This isn't High School... It's bloody primary school!
Is you dad bigger than his too? Don't tell me, his dad is a policeman... But your dads bigger than his dad and will beat his dad up...
Marbles anyone?
Is you dad bigger than his too? Don't tell me, his dad is a policeman... But your dads bigger than his dad and will beat his dad up...
Marbles anyone?
Oct 9th 2013, 5:53 am
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
When you have grandchildren who are about to turn 20!
Oct 9th 2013, 6:17 am
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
I know I'm old because I find it very hard to cut my toenails, just reaching them even when sat down is a struggle.
Oct 9th 2013, 6:32 am
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
The age difference between you and your girlfriend is greater than her age
Oct 9th 2013, 7:58 am
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Oct 9th 2013, 9:39 am
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
...you know this song:
Oct 9th 2013, 11:11 am
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
Your Husbands wild, extra long, grey eyebrow hair tickles you before he kisses you 
Oct 9th 2013, 5:11 pm
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
You want to cry because the world is turning to shit in front of your eyes and some of your grandchildren are still in nappies.
Oct 9th 2013, 8:59 pm
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
That was meant to be read as the collective you.
It was a light-hearted joke about all of us getting older and the onslaught of incontinence.
Looking back at the post I realise It could look as though It was directed at you but it wasn't.
It was a light-hearted joke about all of us getting older and the onslaught of incontinence.
Looking back at the post I realise It could look as though It was directed at you but it wasn't.
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Oct 9th 2013, 9:06 pm
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
I didn't mean 'you' either. 
