You know you're no longer young when...
Oct 7th 2013, 2:07 pm
#1
Daffyd Duck
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You know you're no longer young when...
...the bouncer doesnt ask for your ID anymore.
Oct 7th 2013, 2:09 pm
#2
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
When the restaurant waiter ask's if you would like yer meal pureed
Oct 7th 2013, 2:15 pm
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
Having sex at school is REALLY wrong.
Oct 7th 2013, 5:00 pm
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
When young men offer help and it's not because they fancy you!
Oct 7th 2013, 8:36 pm
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
Originally Posted by commonwealth
...the bouncer doesnt ask for your ID anymore.
Oct 7th 2013, 9:07 pm
#6
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
Perfunctory check
Oct 7th 2013, 9:12 pm
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
...you have colleagues who are the same age or younger than your kids
Oct 7th 2013, 9:57 pm
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
Originally Posted by commonwealth
Perfunctory check
Oct 7th 2013, 10:46 pm
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
When every time you stand up your make a grunting sound and the same when sitting down again.
Oct 8th 2013, 12:23 am
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
Originally Posted by Jon77
When every time you stand up your make a grunting sound and the same when sitting down again.
Oct 8th 2013, 12:26 am
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
Your firstborn celebrates his 34th birthday. (Mine does next week)
Oct 8th 2013, 12:32 am
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
The xray department no longer ask if you are likely to be pregnant (woman only!!!)
Oct 8th 2013, 12:33 am
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
You remember the music from of the year the current crop of celebs/musos were born in.
You're old when those celebs/musos can say the same.
You're old when those celebs/musos can say the same.
Oct 8th 2013, 1:42 am
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
You see younger girls in really skimpy stuff and think 'Is there any need for that?'
Nana naps become a necessity and the thought of a night out in the city leaves you cold, when in fact curling up with a DVD seems more appealing.
Some of the lyrics in songs shock you.
Nana naps become a necessity and the thought of a night out in the city leaves you cold, when in fact curling up with a DVD seems more appealing.
Some of the lyrics in songs shock you.
Oct 8th 2013, 1:59 am
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
Originally Posted by paulry
...you have colleagues who are the same age or younger than your kids
your BOSS is the same age or younger than your kids.
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