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Old Oct 7th 2013, 2:07 pm
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...the bouncer doesnt ask for your ID anymore.
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Old Oct 7th 2013, 2:09 pm
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When the restaurant waiter ask's if you would like yer meal pureed
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Having sex at school is REALLY wrong.
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When young men offer help and it's not because they fancy you!
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Originally Posted by commonwealth View Post
...the bouncer doesnt ask for your ID anymore.
I was asked for ID at the local pub only last week..... I'm 54.
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Perfunctory check
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...you have colleagues who are the same age or younger than your kids
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Perfunctory check
I don't doubt it
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When every time you stand up your make a grunting sound and the same when sitting down again.
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When every time you stand up your make a grunting sound and the same when sitting down again.
I've been grunting on the way down for years.
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Your firstborn celebrates his 34th birthday. (Mine does next week)
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The xray department no longer ask if you are likely to be pregnant (woman only!!!)
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You remember the music from of the year the current crop of celebs/musos were born in.

You're old when those celebs/musos can say the same.
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You see younger girls in really skimpy stuff and think 'Is there any need for that?'

Nana naps become a necessity and the thought of a night out in the city leaves you cold, when in fact curling up with a DVD seems more appealing.

Some of the lyrics in songs shock you.
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Originally Posted by paulry View Post
...you have colleagues who are the same age or younger than your kids

your BOSS is the same age or younger than your kids.

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