You know you're no longer young when...
Oct 7th 2013 | 1:07 am
#1
Thread Starter
Daffyd Duck
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 5,636
From: Paradise
You know you're no longer young when...
...the bouncer doesnt ask for your ID anymore.
Oct 7th 2013 | 1:09 am
#2
FREE TIBET
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 18,840
Re: You know you're no longer young when...
When the restaurant waiter ask's if you would like yer meal pureed
Oct 7th 2013 | 1:15 am
#3
Mostly Harmless
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 15,111
From: Semi-rural wonderworld, Brisbane
Re: You know you're no longer young when...
Having sex at school is REALLY wrong.
Oct 7th 2013 | 4:00 am
#4
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 4,228
From: High up in Joondalup.
Re: You know you're no longer young when...
When young men offer help and it's not because they fancy you!
Oct 7th 2013 | 8:07 am
#6
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Daffyd Duck
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 5,636
From: Paradise
Re: You know you're no longer young when...
Perfunctory check
Oct 7th 2013 | 8:12 am
#7
Banned
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Posts: 22,348
Re: You know you're no longer young when...
...you have colleagues who are the same age or younger than your kids
Oct 7th 2013 | 9:46 am
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Re: You know you're no longer young when...
When every time you stand up your make a grunting sound and the same when sitting down again.
Oct 7th 2013 | 11:23 am
#10
Lost in BE Cyberspace
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Posts: 16,623
From: Hill overlooking the SE Melbourne suburbs
Oct 7th 2013 | 11:26 am
#11
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 28,998
Re: You know you're no longer young when...
Your firstborn celebrates his 34th birthday. (Mine does next week)
Oct 7th 2013 | 11:32 am
#12
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Joined: Mar 2009
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From: Kohimarama
Re: You know you're no longer young when...
The xray department no longer ask if you are likely to be pregnant (woman only!!!)
Oct 7th 2013 | 11:33 am
#13
snÉןɔ ʎʇıuÉs
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 6,558
Re: You know you're no longer young when...
You remember the music from of the year the current crop of celebs/musos were born in.
You're old when those celebs/musos can say the same.
You're old when those celebs/musos can say the same.
Oct 7th 2013 | 12:42 pm
#14
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 23,400
Re: You know you're no longer young when...
You see younger girls in really skimpy stuff and think 'Is there any need for that?'
Nana naps become a necessity and the thought of a night out in the city leaves you cold, when in fact curling up with a DVD seems more appealing.
Some of the lyrics in songs shock you.
Nana naps become a necessity and the thought of a night out in the city leaves you cold, when in fact curling up with a DVD seems more appealing.
Some of the lyrics in songs shock you.
Oct 7th 2013 | 12:59 pm
#15
Victorian Evangelist
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 7,704
From: Melbourne, by the beach, living the dream.
Re: You know you're no longer young when...
