What will/do you NOT miss from the UK?
#46
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My mother-in-law!!!!
And my wicked and competetive and twisted sister-in-law. And all the family dramas that these two caused.
I can't be thankful enough to be as far as possible from these two.
#48
The bloody A140 shitty road, get stuck behind a tractor and you're stuffed for up to about 20 miles in places
and they're forever doing roadworks on bits of road that don't need fixing !!!
Takes you hours to get in and out of Norfolk cause it's mostly single carriageway.
Fireworks that go on almost contantly from October to February !!!! By all means have fireworks for fireworks night and new year but nearly every damn night imbetween, aggravating f****** get right on my t***
Looking out nearly every morning to grey sky or worse
Ridiculous petrol prices, no we can't all JUST get a bus. I'd like to see Gordon Brown get a bus everywhere.
Speaking of which I know no minister is perfect but I won't miss his spitting image looking miserable mug.
My husbands family - I won't miss them at all in fact i'll be glad to be shot of the lot of them and I hope in time they realise they f***** up !!!
Apprently phone and internet is as bad if not worse out there but I won't miss BT or SkY bloody idiots that work there.
The Chavs in Norwich and Gt Yarmouth. The BA barracus look IS NOT IN and you look bloody stupid with all that jewellery on a hat offcentre and when you're over a size 18 it does not look flattering to put a belt under your bust with a SHORT t shirt on regardless of how much that look is in fashion at the moment.
The cold whistling through my front door or down the chimney.
Having to de - ice the car or desperately try and get the temperature right to clear the windscreen.
Won't miss the miserable cows from the down the post office, yes I do sell stuff on ebay and no I don't need you rolling your eyes as if it to say here she comes again snotty sods.
I won't miss the crappy awful excuse for parks - they're empty most the time cause they're so boring the kids don't want to play there you can only go down a slide so many times and use one of two swings when sharing with other kids before it gets boring. Parks on the whole in Australia put ones in this country to shame and I thought there was a good mis of things for ALL ages.
Won't miss my neighbours!
Won't miss the moss and green mould the latter of which is almost imposssible to get rid of by Spring.
Icy roads, black ice patches - driving or walking in the eithe rof those.
Excorcist weather ughhh nearly always when hubby is on nights - not comforting.
Having to drop everything for my brother to fit us in for a visit for 30 - 45 minutes once a year at their convenience.
Getting pressure to go visit my grandmother, she doesn't remember our names half the time and she never remembers we visited anyway, besides it scares our youngest son cause she keeps pulling at him and calling him that boy.
Boggy back garden that the kids can't use between end of October and March - literally you do sink in it and then by summer you fall into foot size pot holes.
Fogged up windows in the morning.
Two of my friends who I only ever hear from when they want something, it doesn't go both ways.
Cbeebies - mind numbing crap that we can't seem to completely wean our 4yr old off yet - anyone else think Andy comes across as a real weirdo?
I know ppl will jump on me for this but I just can't watch a WHOLE EVENING of children in need.
Eastenders
Coronation Street
Emmerdale and the other crappy UK soaps.
I don't enjoy strictly come dancing (Sorry)
Embaressing bodies - ughh which from the episode I saw resembles an awful porn program designed to turn you off the opposite sex not on.
I can't think of anything else at the moment
and they're forever doing roadworks on bits of road that don't need fixing !!! Takes you hours to get in and out of Norfolk cause it's mostly single carriageway.
Fireworks that go on almost contantly from October to February !!!! By all means have fireworks for fireworks night and new year but nearly every damn night imbetween, aggravating f****** get right on my t***
Looking out nearly every morning to grey sky or worse
Ridiculous petrol prices, no we can't all JUST get a bus. I'd like to see Gordon Brown get a bus everywhere.
Speaking of which I know no minister is perfect but I won't miss his spitting image looking miserable mug.
My husbands family - I won't miss them at all in fact i'll be glad to be shot of the lot of them and I hope in time they realise they f***** up !!!
Apprently phone and internet is as bad if not worse out there but I won't miss BT or SkY bloody idiots that work there.
The Chavs in Norwich and Gt Yarmouth. The BA barracus look IS NOT IN and you look bloody stupid with all that jewellery on a hat offcentre and when you're over a size 18 it does not look flattering to put a belt under your bust with a SHORT t shirt on regardless of how much that look is in fashion at the moment.
The cold whistling through my front door or down the chimney.
Having to de - ice the car or desperately try and get the temperature right to clear the windscreen.
Won't miss the miserable cows from the down the post office, yes I do sell stuff on ebay and no I don't need you rolling your eyes as if it to say here she comes again snotty sods.
I won't miss the crappy awful excuse for parks - they're empty most the time cause they're so boring the kids don't want to play there you can only go down a slide so many times and use one of two swings when sharing with other kids before it gets boring. Parks on the whole in Australia put ones in this country to shame and I thought there was a good mis of things for ALL ages.
Won't miss my neighbours!
Won't miss the moss and green mould the latter of which is almost imposssible to get rid of by Spring.
Icy roads, black ice patches - driving or walking in the eithe rof those.
Excorcist weather ughhh nearly always when hubby is on nights - not comforting.
Having to drop everything for my brother to fit us in for a visit for 30 - 45 minutes once a year at their convenience.
Getting pressure to go visit my grandmother, she doesn't remember our names half the time and she never remembers we visited anyway, besides it scares our youngest son cause she keeps pulling at him and calling him that boy.
Boggy back garden that the kids can't use between end of October and March - literally you do sink in it and then by summer you fall into foot size pot holes.
Fogged up windows in the morning.
Two of my friends who I only ever hear from when they want something, it doesn't go both ways.
Cbeebies - mind numbing crap that we can't seem to completely wean our 4yr old off yet - anyone else think Andy comes across as a real weirdo?
I know ppl will jump on me for this but I just can't watch a WHOLE EVENING of children in need.
Eastenders
Coronation Street
Emmerdale and the other crappy UK soaps.
I don't enjoy strictly come dancing (Sorry)
Embaressing bodies - ughh which from the episode I saw resembles an awful porn program designed to turn you off the opposite sex not on.
I can't think of anything else at the moment
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Fat Sheilas in shorts (dozens of them), as bad if not worse than the UK. (yes I know its not just the women - but I guess that's what you get when there is nothing to do but eat).
Thicker people
Shit roads, shit drivers and traffic just as bad
Native Australians (get those chips off you shoulders)
#51
Theres only a couple of things I DONT miss about London but it would be politically incorrect to say what they were.... but I can say that there are a lot less of them in Australia and I hope it stays that way.
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#53
For me, Christmas is about being with family and friends - and you can do that anywhere. In fact, although I enjoy Christmas I think it's a vastly overrated (and commercialised) concept.
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#55
I won't miss that it can be lovely and warm (for England) say 18 degrees one day and barely gets to 10 degs the next.
This weekend for example.
This weekend for example.
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I don't miss the M6 (what a shit road that is to drive in rush hour)
I don't miss heating bills in the winter
I don't miss stony beaches
I don't miss car tax, plus MOT, plus insurance once a year
I don't miss the incessant rain during the kid's school holidays
I don't miss paying a TV licence
I don't miss my ex-in laws
I don't miss attempting to buy food in the supermarket come Christmas time
Em x
I don't miss heating bills in the winter
I don't miss stony beaches
I don't miss car tax, plus MOT, plus insurance once a year
I don't miss the incessant rain during the kid's school holidays
I don't miss paying a TV licence
I don't miss my ex-in laws
I don't miss attempting to buy food in the supermarket come Christmas time
Em x




