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Old Apr 13th 2008 | 12:41 am
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Originally Posted by AngryAussie
Its probably too late to send most of you back....
You sound fairly intelligent for a reactionary nationalist, but your lack of apostrophes lets you down a bit mate.

Besides, I wonder if the native Australians mutter the same thing as they sniff petrol in their piss-stinking shacks...
 
Old Apr 13th 2008 | 12:44 am
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Originally Posted by Hutch
your lack of apostrophes lets you down a bit mate.
Could also be a hint that he's a closet Pom...
 
Old Apr 13th 2008 | 12:48 am
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Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede
Could also be a hint that he's a closet Pom...
Because poms struggle with the correct usage of apostrophes? Pray tell, dear heart, what your line of thought is?
 
Old Apr 13th 2008 | 1:02 am
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Originally Posted by Hutch
Because poms struggle with the correct usage of apostrophes?
Well, yes. I'd give you some examples from this forum, but I'm spoilt for choice and can't decide which to choose.

The classic sign is an apostrophe in a plural ("shop's"; "car's"; "tv's"). Very common in the UK, and this forum.

Pray tell, dear heart, what your line of thought is?
See above.

 
Old Apr 13th 2008 | 2:01 am
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Shockingly common everywhere I think, Vash, not just the UK.

edit: I was judged by my Facebook friends, "the person most likely to correct your grammar", so I'd better stop there.
 
Old Apr 13th 2008 | 2:32 am
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Default Re: Thinking of moving to Australia?

Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede
Well, yes. I'd give you some examples from this forum, but I'm spoilt for choice and can't decide which to choose.

The classic sign is an apostrophe in a plural ("shop's"; "car's"; "tv's"). Very common in the UK, and this forum.



See above.

I will never forget the sign at the farm down the road from the place we lived as children, chalked on a roadside board.....

"Oven Ready Rabbit's Eggs"

No wonder we grew up very confused
 
Old Apr 13th 2008 | 2:57 am
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Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede
See above.
See what above?

And I hate to break this to you Vash, but the greengrocer's apostrophe is every bit as rife in this country ...
 
Old Apr 13th 2008 | 3:29 am
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Cool Re: Thinking of moving to Australia?

Originally Posted by Hutch
See what above?
The other half of my post.

And I hate to break this to you Vash, but the greengrocer's apostrophe is every bit as rife in this country ...
It's not. It's just so obviously not.

 
Old Apr 13th 2008 | 4:54 am
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hmmm...what a post :curse: I am sure that we brits don't come out to knock any Aussies back, certainly regarding the property, it could well have been an Australian who took it over.....I am also sure that when we do come out we put into the economy of Australia, it is not like we are able to just come on over and have to put alot of time effort and money in proving that if we are allowed to stop, we will not live off the state and I for one wouldn't want it any other way........so please don't blame us for what you feel is going wrong in your country.....Ems x
 
Old Apr 13th 2008 | 6:18 am
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Default Re: Thinking of moving to Australia?

Originally Posted by AngryAussie
Oh god bless mother England, we couldn't do it without you. Give me a break.

If its such a struggle to move here, why not stay home with your tea and cake?

A recent arrival AND a property investor? Don't get me started.

What queue are you referring to? If your "skilled" mates are here to fill the gap then why are they in a queue? To be frank most poms I've met in industry are all talk and no walk. We colonials obviously can't see you as the gems the immigration department thought you were. Maybe we're blinded by nepotism or maybe there's really no "skills shortage" after all. The truth is that high levels of immigration serves primarily to moderate wage growth via competition, temporarily supplant the need for serious investment in education and training or to increase levels of workforce participation (ie an increase in full-time employment), and create some short-term economic stimuli.

I'm not saying bring immigration to zero, but when the influx has been mach 3 for some years now, there is the question of how much is enough? An exception applies for health care workers, construction workers, tradies, miners

At the end of the day, my message is really to the potential boaties. I acknowledge its probably too late to send most of you back, after all, you're just here to help us "build the nation". ahem.
I think I detect a somewhat tounge in cheek element to your posts! A lot of us 'poms' moving to Australia do so because they have visited before and are charmed by Australia for all sorts of reasons ranging from the simple eg eating Lammingtons and raisin toast to attractive Aussie values such as your egalitarian spirit
 
Old Apr 13th 2008 | 9:42 am
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Originally Posted by Normal for Norfolk
A lot of us 'poms' moving to Australia do so because they have visited before and are charmed by Australia for all sorts of reasons ranging from the simple eg eating Lammingtons and raisin toast to attractive Aussie values such as your egalitarian spirit
Speak for yourself - I moved here so I could throw hard-working and blameless Australian families out on the street. I particularly enjoy eviction day itself, when I wear a large top hat and a monocole and smoke an Alfred Dunhill cigarette through a foot long jet black cigarette holder. As the tenants are removed from the property I let a sneer creep over my unloved pasty white face and, on occasion, I curl my lip very slightly and then look suddenly to the left for dramatic effect.
 
Old Apr 13th 2008 | 9:43 am
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Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede
The other half of my post.



It's not. It's just so obviously not.

It is. It just so obviously is.

And you do realise that I'm going to be sub-editing your posts for the next three years.

 
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Originally Posted by Hutch
Speak for yourself - I moved here so I could throw hard-working and blameless Australian families out on the street. I particularly enjoy eviction day itself, when I wear a large top hat and a monocole and smoke an Alfred Dunhill cigarette through a foot long jet black cigarette holder. As the tenants are removed from the property I let a sneer creep over my unloved pasty white face and, on occasion, I curl my lip very slightly and then look suddenly to the left for dramatic effect.
Very good
 
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Originally Posted by AngryAussie
Please don't. We can't afford housing anymore, and more wealthy brits arriving than we can accommodate isn't going to help. Stay where you are and sort out the problems in your own country rather than running from them.
Jokes aside plenty of aussies think like that, plenty are pissed off with the housing and job situation, maybe the poster was genuine.

Or it could be the bloke who parks his ute on the main drag into one of the big pom estates here, a ute, 2 aussie flags on it and the classy "if you dont like it F#$% off sign.
 
Old Apr 13th 2008 | 11:55 am
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Originally Posted by Hutch
It is. It just so obviously is.

And you do realise that I'm going to be sub-editing your posts for the next three years.

Maybe you'd like to check the spelling of "monocole" [sic] then.
 


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