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Old Mar 23rd 2011 | 3:38 pm
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
Yeah, I love those bits. They should have also provided stats on "what proportion of men exaggerate about their manhood size" for each country that "self reports".

Where's ABCDiamond when you need him?
Isn't that shown by the 2 charts at the bottom?
 
Old Mar 23rd 2011 | 3:40 pm
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
I'm more interested to know why they did not survey some of the female population of Thailand to find out their measurements
On average, 7 ping pong balls.
 
Old Mar 23rd 2011 | 3:41 pm
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
Where's ABCDiamond when you need him?
By the way, I should clarify my intention of that question. I would like to categorically state that I am in no way interested in knowing the size of ABCDiamond's penis, I was simply and innocently calling upon his statistical analysis expertise
 
Old Mar 23rd 2011 | 3:41 pm
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Originally Posted by DeadVim
On average, 7 ping pong balls.
yeah but what about the "confused" ones?
 
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
yeah but what about the "confused" ones?
Confused? How offensive...I thought you were supposed to be in the 'PC brigade'!

Commonwealth hasn't posted for a while...do you think this thread will lure him back?
 
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Poor old Japan . . . earthquake, tsunami, nuclear fallout and hovering just above the relegation zone when it comes to cockage . . . if I was japanese I'd be absolutely F***ING LIVID!
 
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Poor old Japan . . . earthquake, tsunami, nuclear fallout and hovering just above the relegation zone when it comes to cockage . . . if I was japanese I'd be absolutely F***ING LIVID!
F***ING RIVID!
 
Old Mar 23rd 2011 | 5:32 pm
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Originally Posted by Turban Explorer
Interesting that British chaps have bigger choppers than Aussies.....
I'd hazard a guess that the reason for that is due to the racial make-up of UK v Australia.

If these stats are to be believed at all then we could generalise that "African" nations do pretty well in this department and "SE Asian" nations do not so well. - A finding that unsurprisingly matches the popular stereotypes.

Given that supposed 'fact' - it follows that countries of predominantely European stock (i.e. average endowement) might have their overall averages 'improved' or 'reduced' by a large percentage of immigrants.

Its probably fair to say Australia has a higher percentage of SE Asian immigrants than most other 'european-ish' nations, and possibly true that the UK has a higher than average percentage of 'African' immigrants (including West-Indian/Caribbean origins). In which case its completely unsurprising that the UK has - on average - slightly bigger cocks than Australians.
 
Old Mar 23rd 2011 | 5:36 pm
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Originally Posted by DadAgain
I'd hazard a guess that the reason for that is due to the racial make-up of UK v Australia.

If these stats are to be believed at all then we could generalise that "African" nations do pretty well in this department and "SE Asian" nations do not so well. - A finding that unsurprisingly matches the popular stereotypes.

Given that supposed 'fact' - it follows that countries of predominantely European stock (i.e. average endowement) might have their overall averages 'improved' or 'reduced' by a large percentage of immigrants.

Its probably fair to say Australia has a higher percentage of SE Asian immigrants than most other 'european-ish' nations, and possibly true that the UK has a higher than average percentage of 'African' immigrants (including West-Indian/Caribbean origins). In which case its completely unsurprising that the UK has - on average - slightly bigger cocks than Australians.
Well my wife told me before coming over here that Australia had the biggest cocks, so I can now wave this in her face (the link, not my dong)
 
Old Mar 23rd 2011 | 5:46 pm
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
Well my wife told me before coming over here that Australia had the biggest cocks...
Interesting conversation to be having with your wife. How much personal experience does she have in these matters?
 
Old Mar 23rd 2011 | 5:47 pm
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
Well my wife told me before coming over here that Australia had the biggest cocks, so I can now wave this in her face (the link, not my dong)
Yeah but yours is broad, not so much long. So suppose doesn't count so much.
 
Old Mar 23rd 2011 | 5:53 pm
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Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus
Interesting conversation to be having with your wife. How much personal experience does she have in these matters?
Think she meant aussie men in general are cocks.
 
Old Mar 23rd 2011 | 5:55 pm
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Originally Posted by scottishcelts
Yeah but yours is broad, not so much long. So suppose doesn't count so much.
How do you know?
 
Old Mar 23rd 2011 | 5:56 pm
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Originally Posted by scottishcelts
Think she meant aussie men in general are cocks.
Ahhh.. I see.
 
Old Mar 23rd 2011 | 5:56 pm
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Originally Posted by scottishcelts
Yeah but yours is broad, not so much long. So suppose doesn't count so much.
You & me Celty. We're on the same wave length
 


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