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Mar 23rd 2011, 5:57 pm

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How do you know?

...an unfortunate sequence of events involving chatroulette

Mar 23rd 2011, 10:53 pm

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Interesting that British chaps have bigger choppers than Aussies. I must say I found the same with my own empirical research

I was just thinking the same actually, very accurately fits the three countries I have experience of

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I like the way several nations are described as 'N/A'. I've used the same term to describe the equipment of a few ex boyfriends.

Mar 24th 2011, 3:53 am

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By the way, I should clarify my intention of that question. I would like to categorically state that I am in no way interested in knowing the size of ABCDiamond's penis, I was simply and innocently calling upon his statistical analysis expertise

lol all I can say to that is yeah right

Mar 24th 2011, 5:27 am

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Long and thin, goes far too in
and doesn't please the ladies.
Short & thick, does the trick
and manufactures babies

Mar 25th 2011, 3:33 am

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Well my wife told me before coming over here that Australia had the biggest cocks, so I can now wave this in her face (the link, not my dong)

She's absolutely correct australia does have the biggest cock atoos

Mar 25th 2011, 8:18 am

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I assumed they were Mr Softy figures, otherwise I'm contacting the Guinness Book of World Records.

Which raises an interesting question, maybe one that should be a thread by itself with a poll.

How many of you who had the Guinness Book of World Records as a kid would look up to see if they had a bit on penis sizes?

How G-A-Y

Mar 25th 2011, 11:34 am

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I find it interesting (not massively though) that they know the size of a man's penis but they don't know how tall the man is in several countries. Is that bit secret?

Mar 25th 2011, 12:46 pm

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I find it interesting (not massively though) that they know the size of a man's penis but they don't know how tall the man is in several countries. Is that bit secret?

Well if you ask me, that would be quite a personal question that I would not feel comfortable in answering

Mar 25th 2011, 1:16 pm

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I wonder who the official measurer is? If I were a fella I'd be dubious about getting my bits out for someone in a white coat who needed to see it for statistical purposes!

Mar 25th 2011, 3:45 pm

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It's only fair... is there a country by country average for boob size?

Interesting thing about ol one eye that evolutionist now believe. Apparently when humans somewhere along the evolutionary road lost the penile spines it was a significant advantage for us in gaining the upper hand in the inter-species race for dominance. Who knew that women found having their bits torn to shreds was such a turn off.

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Mar 25th 2011, 3:48 pm

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It's only fair... is there a country by country average for boob size?

Jugistan and Knockerland are both out in front in that race.

Mar 25th 2011, 3:53 pm

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It's only fair... is there a country by country average for boob size?

Unlike willies, bigger isn't always better with boobs. A lot of obsese women have huge boobs... so I reckon USA would be high ranking on the boob size, both for larger ladies and the skinny cosmetically enhanced ones.

Mar 25th 2011, 7:23 pm

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My god given gift of understanding "woman speak" and "reading between 3 million lines" tells me you are suggesting we should run a "Women of the Barbie T!t Census", aren't you?

Ok, Lou, shoot! What are you vital statistics?

Mar 25th 2011, 7:42 pm

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My god given gift of understanding "woman speak" and "reading between 3 million lines" tells me you are suggesting we should run a "Women of the Barbie T!t Census", aren't you?

You must have read between 3 million lines because I wasn't suggesting that at all! Start with a male census then maybe we'll follow

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Ok, Lou, shoot! What are you vital statistics?

36DD, 28", 36"... I feel I should write a bio with this because afterall it's all about the articles isn't it? I like walks on the beach, sunshine and puppies. Dislike Gadaffi, peanut M&M's and nuclear weapons