not literally of course.

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I can now die happy knowing that my Congolese and Colombian heritage makes me stand above and looking down on all other men that I meet.

Couldn't have anything to do with those Colombian figures being "self reported" by any chance.

Yeah, I love those bits. They should have also provided stats on "what proportion of men exaggerate about their manhood size" for each country that "self reports".

Where's ABCDiamond when you need him?

Lack of penis size is compensated by having the biggest ***t in the world.

And I hope he gets a golden duck tonight.

Measuring ... it's currently 67% erect.

You'll probably have to venture over to the TIO forum to get the full 100%.

Or is the nasal delivery technology only just kicking in?

Oh yes baby, I always knew anyway.

To get 100% I need a blood transfusion.

Are those numbers erect or on the slack?

I assumed they were Mr Softy figures, otherwise I'm contacting the Guinness Book of World Records.

Which raises an interesting question, maybe one that should be a thread by itself with a poll.

How many of you who had the Guinness Book of World Records as a kid would look up to see if they had a bit on penis sizes?

Anyone know the visa requirements for Ecuador?

a degree in contortionism, I think

Interesting that British chaps have bigger choppers than Aussies. I must say I found the same with my own empirical research

I like the way several nations are described as 'N/A'. I've used the same term to describe the equipment of a few ex boyfriends.

I'm more interested to know why they did not survey some of the female population of Thailand to find out their measurements