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Broad Shoulders Mar 23rd 2011 2:16 pm

Suck On That Aussie Men!
 
not literally of course.

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I can now die happy knowing that my Congolese and Colombian heritage makes me stand above and looking down on all other men that I meet.

iamthecreaturefromuranus Mar 23rd 2011 2:30 pm

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9260801)
not literally of course.

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I can now die happy knowing that my Congolese and Colombian heritage makes me stand above and looking down on all other men that I meet.

Couldn't have anything to do with those Colombian figures being "self reported" by any chance. :)

Broad Shoulders Mar 23rd 2011 2:40 pm

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Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 9260809)
Couldn't have anything to do with those Colombian figures being "self reported" by any chance. :)

Yeah, I love those bits. They should have also provided stats on "what proportion of men exaggerate about their manhood size" for each country that "self reports".

Where's ABCDiamond when you need him?

DeadVim Mar 23rd 2011 2:41 pm

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9260801)
not literally of course.

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I can now die happy knowing that my Congolese and Colombian heritage makes me stand above and looking down on all other men that I meet.

Lack of penis size is compensated by having the biggest ***t in the world.

And I hope he gets a golden duck tonight.

DeadVim Mar 23rd 2011 2:42 pm

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9260826)
Yeah, I love those bits. They should have also provided stats on "what proportion of men exaggerate about their manhood size" for each country that "self reports".

Where's ABCDiamond when you need him?

Measuring ... it's currently 67% erect.

Broad Shoulders Mar 23rd 2011 2:48 pm

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Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9260830)
Measuring ... it's currently 67% erect.

You'll probably have to venture over to the TIO forum to get the full 100%.

Or is the nasal delivery technology only just kicking in?

scottishcelts Mar 23rd 2011 2:56 pm

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http://image.take40.com/400x300/wesl...de_400x300.jpg



Oh yes baby, I always knew anyway. :wub::thumbsup:

DeadVim Mar 23rd 2011 2:56 pm

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9260840)
You'll probably have to venture over to the TIO forum to get the full 100%.

Or is the nasal delivery technology only just kicking in?

To get 100% I need a blood transfusion.

renth Mar 23rd 2011 3:11 pm

Re: Suck On That Aussie Men!
 

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9260801)
not literally of course.

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I can now die happy knowing that my Congolese and Colombian heritage makes me stand above and looking down on all other men that I meet.

Are those numbers erect or on the slack?

Broad Shoulders Mar 23rd 2011 3:13 pm

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Originally Posted by renth (Post 9260877)
Are those numbers erect or on the slack?

I assumed they were Mr Softy figures, otherwise I'm contacting the Guinness Book of World Records.

Which raises an interesting question, maybe one that should be a thread by itself with a poll.

How many of you who had the Guinness Book of World Records as a kid would look up to see if they had a bit on penis sizes?

Turban Explorer Mar 23rd 2011 3:14 pm

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Anyone know the visa requirements for Ecuador?

DeadVim Mar 23rd 2011 3:15 pm

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http://www.phrases.org.uk/images/cock.jpg
http://www.phrases.org.uk/images/bull.jpg

Broad Shoulders Mar 23rd 2011 3:17 pm

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Originally Posted by Turban Explorer (Post 9260882)
Anyone know the visa requirements for Ecuador?

a degree in contortionism, I think

Turban Explorer Mar 23rd 2011 3:23 pm

Re: Suck On That Aussie Men!
 
Interesting that British chaps have bigger choppers than Aussies. I must say I found the same with my own empirical research ;)

I like the way several nations are described as 'N/A'. I've used the same term to describe the equipment of a few ex boyfriends.

Broad Shoulders Mar 23rd 2011 3:27 pm

Re: Suck On That Aussie Men!
 

Originally Posted by Turban Explorer (Post 9260896)
Interesting that British chaps have bigger choppers than Aussies. I must say I found the same with my own empirical research ;)

I like the way several nations are described as 'N/A'. I've used the same term to describe the equipment of a few ex boyfriends.

I'm more interested to know why they did not survey some of the female population of Thailand to find out their measurements


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