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Rambi Mar 23rd 2011 3:38 pm

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9260826)
Yeah, I love those bits. They should have also provided stats on "what proportion of men exaggerate about their manhood size" for each country that "self reports".

Where's ABCDiamond when you need him?

Isn't that shown by the 2 charts at the bottom?

DeadVim Mar 23rd 2011 3:40 pm

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9260905)
I'm more interested to know why they did not survey some of the female population of Thailand to find out their measurements

On average, 7 ping pong balls.

Broad Shoulders Mar 23rd 2011 3:41 pm

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9260826)
Where's ABCDiamond when you need him?

By the way, I should clarify my intention of that question. I would like to categorically state that I am in no way interested in knowing the size of ABCDiamond's penis, I was simply and innocently calling upon his statistical analysis expertise

Broad Shoulders Mar 23rd 2011 3:41 pm

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Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9260929)
On average, 7 ping pong balls.

yeah but what about the "confused" ones?

bcworld Mar 23rd 2011 3:49 pm

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9260933)
yeah but what about the "confused" ones?

Confused? How offensive...I thought you were supposed to be in the 'PC brigade'! ;)

Commonwealth hasn't posted for a while...do you think this thread will lure him back?

spartacus Mar 23rd 2011 4:17 pm

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Poor old Japan . . . earthquake, tsunami, nuclear fallout and hovering just above the relegation zone when it comes to cockage . . . if I was japanese I'd be absolutely F***ING LIVID!

renth Mar 23rd 2011 4:45 pm

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Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 9260971)
Poor old Japan . . . earthquake, tsunami, nuclear fallout and hovering just above the relegation zone when it comes to cockage . . . if I was japanese I'd be absolutely F***ING LIVID!

F***ING RIVID!

DadAgain Mar 23rd 2011 5:32 pm

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Originally Posted by Turban Explorer (Post 9260896)
Interesting that British chaps have bigger choppers than Aussies.....

I'd hazard a guess that the reason for that is due to the racial make-up of UK v Australia.

If these stats are to be believed at all then we could generalise that "African" nations do pretty well in this department and "SE Asian" nations do not so well. - A finding that unsurprisingly matches the popular stereotypes.

Given that supposed 'fact' - it follows that countries of predominantely European stock (i.e. average endowement) might have their overall averages 'improved' or 'reduced' by a large percentage of immigrants.

Its probably fair to say Australia has a higher percentage of SE Asian immigrants than most other 'european-ish' nations, and possibly true that the UK has a higher than average percentage of 'African' immigrants (including West-Indian/Caribbean origins). In which case its completely unsurprising that the UK has - on average - slightly bigger cocks than Australians.

Broad Shoulders Mar 23rd 2011 5:36 pm

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Originally Posted by DadAgain (Post 9261055)
I'd hazard a guess that the reason for that is due to the racial make-up of UK v Australia.

If these stats are to be believed at all then we could generalise that "African" nations do pretty well in this department and "SE Asian" nations do not so well. - A finding that unsurprisingly matches the popular stereotypes.

Given that supposed 'fact' - it follows that countries of predominantely European stock (i.e. average endowement) might have their overall averages 'improved' or 'reduced' by a large percentage of immigrants.

Its probably fair to say Australia has a higher percentage of SE Asian immigrants than most other 'european-ish' nations, and possibly true that the UK has a higher than average percentage of 'African' immigrants (including West-Indian/Caribbean origins). In which case its completely unsurprising that the UK has - on average - slightly bigger cocks than Australians.

Well my wife told me before coming over here that Australia had the biggest cocks, so I can now wave this in her face (the link, not my dong)

iamthecreaturefromuranus Mar 23rd 2011 5:46 pm

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9261060)
Well my wife told me before coming over here that Australia had the biggest cocks...

Interesting conversation to be having with your wife. How much personal experience does she have in these matters? :blink:

scottishcelts Mar 23rd 2011 5:47 pm

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9261060)
Well my wife told me before coming over here that Australia had the biggest cocks, so I can now wave this in her face (the link, not my dong)

Yeah but yours is broad, not so much long. So suppose doesn't count so much. :D

scottishcelts Mar 23rd 2011 5:53 pm

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Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 9261068)
Interesting conversation to be having with your wife. How much personal experience does she have in these matters? :blink:

Think she meant aussie men in general are cocks. :D

iamthecreaturefromuranus Mar 23rd 2011 5:55 pm

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9261071)
Yeah but yours is broad, not so much long. So suppose doesn't count so much. :D

How do you know? :eek::eek:

iamthecreaturefromuranus Mar 23rd 2011 5:56 pm

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9261077)
Think she meant aussie men in general are cocks. :D

Ahhh.. I see. :)

Broad Shoulders Mar 23rd 2011 5:56 pm

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9261071)
Yeah but yours is broad, not so much long. So suppose doesn't count so much. :D

You & me Celty. We're on the same wave length


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