my favourite Q has always been 'what factor suncream should i take?'

A: Factor 2 Ambre solaire bronzing oil.

Please keep this going, it's hilarious!

And - "would it be better to stock up on sun screen before we come over?"

Q : Even though I'm a fully functioning adult and can think for myself, please can you random strangers tell me where is best to live?

A : ******** Insert place name dependant on respondee



Then 10 pages of debate as to who is right/wrong!

Help urgently required!

Hubby and me and the six kids have decided to move to Oz as we feel it's the right place for us in our hearts. We're going to do a runner from our credit card debt and mortgage and will have about 1000 pounds to establish ourselves. Does anyone have a spare room?

Go for it and don't listen to the nay-sayers

yer know, dat.

We want to leave the UK as the country is flooded by dole bludging immigrants.

Does anyone have the phone number for centrelink?

I am getting a visa to live in Australia. However my mum comes round and makes me tea every morning so can I bring her with me. Also can you get Tesco's own brand tea in Aus, as that's the only tea I can drink.

And do I lose my benefits in the UK when I move or can I still claim via post? (im pretty sure someone actually asked that one)

They have and they've often had replies stating that 'they still get child benefit and have no intention of stopping it as they've paid taxes'.

And there's a can of worms..

I have applied for SA State sponsorship. Do I even have to land in SA at all or can I go straight to NSW?

Please be helpings in this regard.