British Expats - The Official Loners Thread

hardcore loners eh! I don't intend to remain that way for long though!

I am assuming (and i'm hoping i haven't been mislead here) that you get off the plane in aus by being gently lowered into a writhing mass of buxom horny aussie sheilas, and afterwards you are welcomed with a pint and a choice of top aussie lingerie models to take away? Can anyone confirm? :confused:

anyway so much for loners - we're bloody family in 'ere now! :D

glad u had a good 'un jim-lad, getting on now eh?! Reckon u can keep up, wingman? :cool:

Hate to be the bearer of bad news mate. But there are no pints over there! Ruins the entire arrival, I know.

Don't you worry about me mate, I'm in the best shape of my life.

pacey

Jul 10th 2008 3:29 am

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you WHAT?!?! Right, that's IT! I'm not bloody going now! Although you haven't said anything about the writhing and the lingerie models? So I am taking that as fact.

james, best shape of your life or not, you're still an old fat aquatic freak. But I'm sure my cast-offs will take pity.

Scuba Steve

Jul 10th 2008 3:39 am

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Originally Posted by pacey (Post 6556911)

Ha ha! I'm not taking that from someone who's obviously a Dawson's Creek fan!

pacey

Jul 10th 2008 3:50 am

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EXCUSE ME!

I'll think you'll find it's Pacey's Creek.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! :ohmy:

Scuba Steve

Jul 10th 2008 3:51 am

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Originally Posted by pacey (Post 6556991)

EXCUSE ME!

I'll think you'll find it's Pacey's Creek.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! :ohmy:

Keep it quiet, I hear they're funny about letting your type in.

pacey

Jul 10th 2008 4:14 am

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am i not allowed to watch The OC either!?

no pints, no teen dramas.. what will they take next! :D

ponyrama

Jul 10th 2008 4:24 am

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Yeh I struggle with schooners too!:mad:

Scuba Steve

Jul 10th 2008 8:21 am

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Originally Posted by pacey (Post 6557109)

am i not allowed to watch The OC either!?

no pints, no teen dramas.. what will they take next! :D

Um, this wingman business....it was sheilas you were after right?

pacey

Jul 10th 2008 8:46 am

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yeh why mate is that gonna be a problem for you? Sorry dude when I said wingman I didn't mean for you to get the wrong idea and start thinking oily Top Gun beach volleyball!

i'm not getting any sand out of your gusset!

Scuba Steve

Jul 10th 2008 8:48 am

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Originally Posted by pacey (Post 6558082)

No pants on missions Pacey, not in an Australian summer.

pacey

Jul 10th 2008 8:58 am

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ah the old "i've got no pants on" technique.. guaranteed to impress those classy sheilas in the CBH (not to mention the backpackers)! Mate we are gonna have a riot!

but yep good call, gotta keep yer boys cool in aus! Don't want to lose our virility.

feeling days away from grant now.. come oooon! :thumbsup:

Scuba Steve

Jul 10th 2008 9:00 am

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Eliminates sweaty nuts as well. I'm sure the ladies of this thread will testify that they're never a good thing

pacey

Jul 10th 2008 9:11 am

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not sure i want my nuts eliminating

i think a bit of support is good, especially in hot climates - those boys are gonna sag in time more than they would in the UK! be round our ankles at 80! Still go surfing though.

Scuba Steve

Jul 10th 2008 9:13 am

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I could always tell you had balls Pacey. But THAT big?

*Wishes someone else would come into the thread soon and talk about something less homoerotic

ponyrama

Jul 10th 2008 9:18 am

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Originally Posted by Scuba Steve (Post 6558207)

I could always tell you had balls Pacey. But THAT big?

*Wishes someone else would come into the thread soon and talk about something less homoerotic

Get a blimmin room you two - FFS! Remind me not to get between you two on a long journey!!! :blink:

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