Ah, the oil. Gets you every time.

Tissues?


I say, the OP must be relieved, all of us having a nice chat about porn. See, OP there's nothing to worry about.

Ahermmmm.......maybe?

So if you have three kids you cut one of them in half?

No, we cut all three in half, one takes the left side, the other takes the right.
Simple. That way they get equal treatment.

I tell you, the bottom's really dropped out of the gay porn market.


All those amateur sites. It's not good. Where have all the standards gone?

One word I reckon.....rimming?

I still have 'rimming sugar' in my cupboard. I bought it after seeing it in a shop once. It's actually for cocktails... rimming the glass ... Couldn't believe it.



I guess it makes the whole experience sweeter... Still haven't used it. Perhaps I'll surprise the other half tonight.

Wow...I bet your boyfriend smiles a lot of the time?

Actually, yes, he does. All the time! He's the smiliest person I've ever met in my entire life! 'Boyfriend' sounds funny at my age.

Well, rimming sugar from a beautiful woman's bum will do that to a guy every time...

Oh is that where I'm meant to put it?

Yeah, right?

He was smiley before any of that happened. I have photographic evidence.

Surely we're not all porned out?

Just taking a break...

So, did you have to go out for more sugar this morning then?