I wish....

What, you fancy Dean? Now we're talkin'!

Didn't he tell you?

Eiffel Tower?

Hi! Just popping in to put my Fray Bentos in the oven and then I'll be off......ha ha.............(awkward silence).

Change the sheets in my room when youre all done wont ya?

Fray Bentos... can you get them here?

YES you can! Keep the steak and kidney, mind...............

Ugh! I can't eat wheat so pastry is pretty much off the menu... I had a gluten free pie the other week. Gross.

This is food porn right?

Champagne can certainly be used to good effect (especially when it's shaken very hard first)....

Ice cubes also accentuate the heat of other "substances" when used accordingly....

Really?! Bit cold....


Champage is good in the bath...

Golden showers are amazing for heating one up on a cold day

Finally. Someone else.

I never got into the GS thing. It's nasty after asparagus.

Sometimes just a gentle blow of air of the mouth onto an already wet surface can have a similar effect when the times comes to apply the heat.....externally.....

I'm going to get banned soon?

Champagne is just good in general

Tis extra specially good when partaking in a 'naked' evening

Nipples are a fine example

Tis not good after a bowl of Sugar Puffs either, but apart from that - some good primal sex is to be had from a golden shower.