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#53
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Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me, you don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!
The Crowd (in unison): Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd (in unison): Yes, we are all different!
Man in Crowd: I'm not...
The Crowd: Shhh!
I think the Man in Crowd sums me up
The Crowd (in unison): Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd (in unison): Yes, we are all different!
Man in Crowd: I'm not...
The Crowd: Shhh!
I think the Man in Crowd sums me up
#54
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I like this bit from the Wikipedia page.
In 2009, it was announced that a thirty-year old ban of the film in the Welsh town of Aberystwyth was finally lifted, and the following showing was attended by Terry Jones and Michael Palin alongside mayor Sue Jones-Davies (who portrayed Judith Iscariot in the film). However, before the showing, an Aberystwyth University student discovered that the film actually never was banned in Aberystwyth, but was shown (or was scheduled to be shown) at a cinema in the town in 1981
#55
cant beleive no one has mentioned ...
... SPAM!!!!!
''what have you got then?''
''Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. ''


... SPAM!!!!!
''what have you got then?''
''Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. ''


#56
cant beleive no one has mentioned ...
... SPAM!!!!!
''what have you got then?''
''Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. ''



... SPAM!!!!!
''what have you got then?''
''Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. ''




how about the Piston engine? how do you cook it?
#57
There are just so many gems I can't choose between them though my sons always loved
your muzzer was a hamster and your fazzer was an elderberry I fart in your general direction
your muzzer was a hamster and your fazzer was an elderberry I fart in your general direction
#58
Another of my favourites is:
Brian and the Centurion (John Cleese) with the "Romans Go Home" bit of "The Life of Brian"...
How many Romans????!!!
Now write it out 100 times before sunrise.....
Rick
Brian and the Centurion (John Cleese) with the "Romans Go Home" bit of "The Life of Brian"...
How many Romans????!!!
Now write it out 100 times before sunrise.....
Rick
#59
"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause while everyone stares at him
"I got better"
Pause while everyone stares at him
"I got better"





